Newsletters for Children's ministers.

Monday, March 11, 2013

Newsletters 1 - 5.

 Note.   

My earliest Newsletters (dating from 2002) seem to have been lost from this Blog. As they contain some of my most popular teaching ideas, I an therefore reproducing them here.

 

Maurice Sweetsur.

 

Newsletter 1

Newsletter 1.
Contents.

Who is Maurice Sweetsur?
Object Lesson (O.L.) 1 - Growing to be like Christ (Fruit in bottle).
O.L. 2 - Faith (A water experiment).

Who is Maurice Sweetsur?

Hi,

Since I started sharing object lessons with Children's workers, I have had many requests for information about myself and my ministry. Therefore, I decided to write a brief testimony which, I hope, will answer your questions.

I was born and brought up in Stoke-on Trent in England, but spent all my working life as a Research Chemist in Ayr, Scotland. I hold a PhD degree in Food Science from Strathclyde University (Glasgow). I am the author or co-author of over 60 scientific papers.

For most of my life I was an atheist, but then in 1980 I had a dramatic personal encounter with the Lord Jesus Christ and was gloriously saved. I have been endeavouring to follow Him since.

I fellowshipped at an A.O.G. church in Prestwick, Ayrshire, and my Christian service included leading a Crusader (non-denominational children's youth movement) group, weekly "door to door" evangelism, and being Editor (and main contributor) to my church's magazine. Many of the articles that I wrote for this magazine were subsequently republished in the National Christian outreach newspapers "Challenge", "New Life", and "The Challenger". These articles were mainly on Evangelism, The Authority of the Bible and especially on Creation and Evolution.

In 1993 I took early retirement from my job in Ayr and emigrated with my wife Margo and son Paul to New Zealand. I now fellowship at another A.O.G. church in Papakura, Auckland.

On arriving in New Zealand I was amazed and thrilled to discover that "ordinary" Christians are allowed to teach Bible lessons (usually 30 minutes per week) in State Primary schools. I now spend most of my time preparing for and taking these classes, averaging about 12 per week.

In 1998 I began to develop "fun-filled" special lessons for children using ventriloquism, Gospel illusions, puppets, balloon modelling and stories. Under the name 'Uncle Maurice', I now take these lessons to various groups throughout Auckland and beyond, e.g. Sunday schools, Family services, Kids clubs, Holiday programmes, School 'break-up' Assemblies, Uniform organisations, Church camps etc. More recently, I have been offering four training workshops to groups in the Auckland area on Object lessons, Illusions, Storytelling and Balloon modelling.

I am committed to reaching and discipling children for Christ, and to help equip Children's workers for their ministry - hence these Newsletters. My prayer is that you will frind something here to benefit your ministry.

Maurice Sweetsur
Email: mnmsweetsur@xtra.co.nz

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“Uncle Maurice”–Teaching Bible truths to children in a fun-filled way.

Ventriloquism - Amazing illusions - Hilarious stories - Balloon modelling - Puppets - Children participation.

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Object Lesson (O.L.) 1 - Growing to be like Christ (Fruit in bottle).

This takes a long time to prepare, but is well worth the effort.
While a fruit ( a lemon or orange is ideal ) is still very small and attached to its tree, place a narrow-necked bottle over it and tie to branch. Leave in place until the fruit has fully grown inside the bottle. Remove bottle containing the fruit and show to your class.

Ask "How did I get this fruit inside the bottle?" A few children may work it out, but most won't. Explain how you did it, stating that the tiny fruit had all the potential to grow into a large fruit, but that it needed food to grow. This food (sap) was all provided by the tree. Use this as an analogy for the newly born-again (or baby) Christian who has all that is needed to become the person God wants them to be, but needs to grow. Our food is God's Word (plus prayer and fellowship etc.).

Ask "What would have happened to the baby fruit if I had cut the twig attaching it to the branch while it was still small?" Answer. It would not have grown. In fact it would have withered away and died. Again use the analogy of the baby Christian who does not feed on God's Word.



O.L. 2 - Faith (A water experiment).

Explain that faith is believing in something that you cannot see. State that although you cannot see God (or Jesus) because He is a Spirit, you can still know that He is real. Explain that something else you cannot see, but is real is the air. State that you are now going to prove that the air in the room is real.

Pour water into a glass until it is almost full. Place a piece of cardboard, cut to slightly larger than the top of the glass, shiny side down, over the top. (An old breakfast cereal box is an ideal source of suitable cardboard). Hold cardboard in place, and invert glass. Take away your hand from the cardboard. Explain that gravity is still at work trying to make the water fall on the floor, but that the air - which we cannot see - is stronger than gravity and is keeping the cardboard in place.

Invite a few of the children to put their faith in the air - which they cannot see- and walk under the glass. As they are doing so, reinforce the truth that they are trusting in something that they cannot see.

If you wish, you could conclude this illustration as follows.

State that you are now looking for someone with GREAT faith. Choose a volunteer. State that you are now going to hold the glass of water over their head as before and tip it upside down, but this time you are not going to use any cardboard! Say you wouldn't want them to get too wet if things went wrong, so you will pour some of the water out of the glass. Pour out water until about 2 or 3 cm. remains. State that you still don't like the idea of wetting their hair - if things did go wrong - so you will hold a cup between the glass and their hair. Pour the water out of the glass and into the cup. Act surprised that the water came out of the glass. State that you have worked out the problem. You weren't really using faith, because real faith in Jesus is trusting in Him alone. Therefore, real faith in the air is trusting in the air alone. Therefore you are now going to invert the cup (now containing the water ) over the volunteer's head, but with nothing in between. Do this. The water will not come out of the cup, because you had previously placed a SPONGE in the bottom!
 
 
Newsletter 2

Contents.

O.L. 3. Why does God allow suffering? (Invisible ink).
O.L. 4. Filled with the Holy Spirit (Baking soda).
O.L. 5. Staying in the centre of God's will (Cork floating on water).

O.L. 3. Why does God allow suffering?

Take a large piece of white paper, and write across it in LEMON JUICE the word "Jesus" - i.e. in "invisible ink."
State that many people ask questions like "Why does a good God allow suffering?" Give a few examples of suffering. Say that there is no simple answer to this, but that you are going to show the class one reason why God may allow problems and hardships to come into our lives. God is interested in what we do, but He is more interested in what we are i.e. our character. God can use our problems to develop our character.
Use your own words for your particular class, but you could go along the lines suggested below.
"God has a wonderful plan to change you into someone far better. If none of us ever had any troubles, not many of us would give God a second thought, and we would never change. God sometimes allows suffering in our lives and uses it - as He helps us to overcome our problems - to change us. The Bible says "Suffering helps us to endure. And endurance builds character" Romans 5.3,4. ( C.E.V. ).
HOLD UP THE "BLANK" PAPER AT THIS POINT. I am going to have an imaginary conversation with this paper. "Nice to see you paper, but I am now going to put you over a flame"
LIGHT A CANDLE. EXPLAIN THAT THE FLAME STANDS FOR TROUBLES OR PROBLEMS.
Paper - " I don't like the sound of that. I might get too hot. I might even get burnt".
"I do like you paper, but I have a wonderful plan to change you into something better, and I have to place you over the flame to make this happen."
BEGIN TO MOVE THE PAPER OVER THE FLAME, FOLLOWING THE WORD "JESUS" WHICH YOU SHOULD JUST BE ABLE TO SEE. BROWN WRITING WILL START TO APPEAR. Continue your dialogue while still moving the paper.
"How are you feeling now paper?"
Paper - "Stop it. I am getting far too hot."
"I haven't finished my plan for you yet. I must complete the job. I know this is tough for you, but I won't let you burn."
COMPLETE THE HEATING OF THE PAPER. AS YOU HOLD THE PAPER TO SHOW THE CLASS THE WORD "JESUS" CONCLUDE YOUR TEACHING.
"This is what God's plan is for you. To build your character, and make you to be like Jesus. Often He uses our problems and difficulties to bring this about.

O.L. 4. Filled with the Holy Spirit.Place some Baking soda in a glass - the narrower the better. Add a littlefood colouring for a more visual effect. Pour in Vinegar, to represent theHoly Spirit. Stir. The solution should froth over the top of the glass. i.e.a picture of us being filled to overflowing with the Spirit.

O.L. 5. Staying in the centre of God's will.
This object lesson is better suited to smaller groups.Fill a glass three quarters full with water. Place a cork - representing theBeliever without the Spirit - in the water. The cork will naturally keepmoving to the side of the glass, i.e. away from the centre (of God's will).Now, fill the glass to overflowing with water, to represent the fullness ofthe Spirit. The cork will now float in the centre of the glass.
 

Newsletter 3

Two curved cards. See Object Lesson 6.


Newsletter 3.

Contents.

O.L. 6. Defeating Giants (Optical illusion with two cards).
O.L. 7. God's protection (Coin is blown into dish).
O.L. 8. Receiving Jesus (Gifts have to be received).


O.L. 6. Defeating Giants.
I usually use this Object lesson after telling the story of David and Goliath.
Summarise the story by saying " David was able to overcome the Giant because he realised that God was on his side. If you are trusting in Jesus, then God is also on your side and will help you defeat any Giants in your life." A Giant is any problem you have which seems too big for you.
Give a list of possible "Giants." e.g. Other People - Bullies etc. Bad habits - Lying, stealing, swearing, fighting etc. Fears - The dark, nightmares, dying, flying, spiders, snakes, dogs etc.
Produce two prepared "curved shapes". These are like two fat bananas. (See diagram above). These can be made of cardboard or paper and cut to any suitable size. It is more effective to use different colours. You will note that the cards are actually the same size, but if one is held above the other. it will appear to be smaller. On the first card, write the word "Giant" On the second card, write the word “Me" on one side and "Me + God" on the other side.
Hold card 2, showing "Me" above card 1, showing "Giant." State. " If you compare yourself with your Giant, the Giant will always appear to be bigger, and you will think that you won't be able to defeat it." Pull the cards apart, and turn card 2 over to show " Me + God" State "Remember that if you are trusting in Jesus, it is not just you against the Giant, but you plus God against it." Bring the cards back together again, but this time hold card 2 below card 1. State that " No matter how big your Giant is, when you compare it to God, you will always find that God is far bigger, and that He is able to help you defeat it - just like David defeated Goliath.
I usually conclude by repeating the "changing cards" process to emphasize the point.

O.L. 7. God's protection.
This is an illustration that can be used alongside any story of God's protection, and you can get a number of children to participate. All you need is a fairly small coin and a dish.
Explain that the coin stands for you, and the dish stands for God's protection. State that God's protection is only a prayer (or a breath ) away. You are now going to demonstrate how the coin can be transported into the dish using only your breath.
Place the coin on the edge of a table, and the dish about 15 cm. away. Blow a short sharp breath just over the top of the coin. (Have a few practices beforehand). Your breath should lift up the coin, and deposit it in the dish. As time permits, allow a few of the children to attempt the feat. The secret is to ensure that you blow horizontally, just over the top of the coin.

O.L. 8. Receiving Jesus.
This is an illustration that I use following teaching on John 3.16. All you need is a small gift. I usually make a balloon animal (as the gift) while I am talking about it.
State that John 3.16 talks about a giver (God), a gift (Jesus) and a receiver (Us). No matter how wonderful any gift is, it will not do you any good unless you receive it. I have a gift here (produce or begin to make your gift), but unless you receive it, it is no good to you at all.
Some of you may say "I don't want your gift" Well, if you don't want it, you won't get it, because I will not force you to take it.
Some of you may say "I don't believe it. It's too good to be true. Teacher must be tricking us." Well, if you don't believe it, you can't receive it.
Some of you may say " I will think about it" There is nothing wrong in thinking about the gift, but all the time you are thinking about it, it is not yours and it is not doing you any good.
Some of you may say. " I will have to earn the gift. I will have to sit up straight, be really quiet and still, and then perhaps "teacher" will notice me and give me the gift because I deserve it." Well, I like you behaving that way, but that's not the way to get the gift because it can never be earned.
But one of you may simply say to himself / herself " Yes, I want that gift," and get up, walk out to the front, take hold of the gift, and it will be theirs.
It is exactly the same with God's gift of Jesus Christ to the world - and the Eternal Life He brings with him.
Some people say to God "I don't want your gift of Jesus. I want to live my own life, go my own way, do my own thing." Much as God still loves them (they are still part of the world) He won't force His gift of Jesus on anyone. We must choose to receive Him.
Some people say. "I don't believe in the gift. I don't believe in Jesus. I don't even believe in God." Well, if you don't believe, you can't receive.
Some people say. "I will think about the gift. Perhaps when I am older I might receive God's gift." There is nothing wrong with thinking about the gift, but the problem is many people never make up their minds, and so always miss out on what God wants to give them.
Some people ( in fact most people ) think they have to earn God's gift. They say. " I will have to be very good. I will not have to do anything bad. I will have to go to Church or Sunday school every week. I will have to say my prayers and read my Bible every day. Then, perhaps, God will be really pleased with me and give me His gift of Jesus." These are good things to do, but you can never earn God's gift.
But some people say "Yes, I want to receive Jesus into my life," and do so by faith - by simply asking God for His gift of Jesus, and believing that they receive Him.
At this point, you will probably still be holding your gift - unless there is someone very smart in your group who has taken you at your word and received it already! You will probably have to keep prompting until someone comes out and receives it. You could say:-
"Well, it is still here."
"I wonder who will be first to believe me. All you have to do is take it."
"You won't get it by thinking about it, or by sitting up straight, but someone could come out and receive it."
When someone receives your gift, state that they didn't deserve it or earn it, but they got it because they were the first to believe that all they had to do was take it.
Conclude by stating that unfortunately you only had one gift, but the good news is that there is enough of God's gift of Jesus for everyone. There is no need for anyone to miss out.
If appropriate, you could then lead your group in a prayer to receive Jesus.
 
 

Newsletter 4

Three ropes. See Object Lesson 11.


Newsletter 4

Contents.

O.L. 9. Which way? (Octagon illusion).
O.L. 10. Walking on water. (Floating pin).
O.L. 11. We are special. (Rope illusion).

O.L. 9. Which way?

All you need for this illustration is a square piece of cardboard - ideally about 30 cm x 30 cm. On one side of the cardboard draw a large horizontal arrow. On the other side of the cardboard draw a large vertical arrow.
Hold the cardboard in front of yourself, with your left hand grasping the top left hand corner, and your right hand grasping the bottom right hand corner. Practice twisting the card over. The secret is to keep your hands still, and let the card make all the movements. Now, change your hand positions. Grasp the bottom left hand corner with your left hand, and the top right hand corner with your right hand. Twist the card over a few times as before. You will note that - depending on where your hands are placed - you can make the arrow appear to either stay pointing in the same direction, or to keep changing directions as the card is twisted.
You are now ready to illustrate any story which involves a change of direction (or repentance), e.g. Jonah, Zacchaeus or Saul. I often use this method to share my testimony as follows, changing the direction of the arrow at the appropriate places:-
Once I always went my own way ( <- -="" .="" about="" all="" and="" but="" change="" christ.="" could="" did="" direction="" even="" get="" god="" going="" good="" he="" heard="" i="" jesus="" me="" my="" need="" news="" nobody="" not="" nstead="" of="" own="" round="" said="" says="" start="" the="" then="" thing="" to="" turn="" us="" way="" what="" you="" your=""> ). Instead of living a life centred around yourself ( <- -="" around="" centre="" life="" me="" need="" to="" you="" your=""> )." For a little while, I wasn’t sure what to do. Whether to continue going my way ( <- -="" and="" around="" going="" jesus="" or="" start="" to="" turn="" way=""> ). But then I decided that the best thing I could do was to turn and start going Jesus' way ( -> ), because I saw that His way was the best way ( -> ). For the last 20 years I have been going His way ( -> ), His way ( -> ), His way ( -> ) all the time.
Having tried out your square piece of cardboard a few times, you may wish to try out your story with an Octagon (eight sides). This is essentially the same as for the square, but it has the advantage that - by grasping the shape at two opposite corners - you are also able to make the arrow point vertically upwards or downwards.( With a little practice, you should soon become proficient ).You could then conclude your story as follows :-
Going Jesus' way (-> ) is the best way, because His way ( -> ) leads you Upwards towards God. His way ( -> ) leads you Upwards. But does your way ( <- -="" away="" best="" can="" do="" downwards="" from="" go="" god.="" god="" his="" is="" lead="" leads="" no="" so="" the="" thing="" to="" towards="" way="" you="" your=""> ), His way ( -> ), His way (-> ) all the time.

O.L. 10. Walking on water.
One of the amazing miracles that Jesus did was walking on water. We all know that one of the natural laws of the Universe is that objects heavier than water sink. However Jesus overcame this natural law, and I am now also going to overcome this law by floating a pin on this water. You all know that a pin is much heavier than water and usually sinks to the bottom. But today I am going to make it float! Proceed to gently lower a pin onto water in a glass, and watch it float. Because water actually forms a thin film at it's surface with the air, this flotation can really be done - provided you have a steady hand and the film isn't broken. And, of course, ensure that nobody knocks the glass during the procedure!
If your hand isn't too steady, you can still float the pin by placing it on a paper tissue, and lowering that onto the water. After a few seconds, the paper will have absorbed enough water to make it sink, leaving the pin floating alone.

O.L. 11. We are special.
Please refer to the diagram above to see how to operate this rope illusion.
Cut three pieces of string or (better) rope to the following lengths:-
1.23 cm. (Red in diagram)
2. 37 cm. (Blue)
3. 55 cm. (Black)
For clarity, the ropes are different colours in the diagram, but for your actual lesson will be the same colour.
Hold the ropes in your left hand as per Fig. A., with the BACK of your hand facing the children. "With the aid of these three ropes I am going to show you how God really sees you - And how He sees you is far more important than how you or other people see you.
Some of you may see yourself like this short rope (Hold up Rope 1). You may say "I'm not very special, I'm not very important. I don't get good marks at school, and I'm not good at running, music or anything."
Some of you may see yourself like this middle sized rope (Hold up Rope 2). You may say "I get good marks at school, and I'm good at Soccer or Netball etc., but I don't think I am really THAT important."
Hold up Rope 3. "This long rope stands for the people that most others think are very important. Give a few people as examples (applicable to your own country or locality) e.g. Presidents, Sports personalities, Film stars etc.
Actually God doesn't see us that way at all (little, middle or very important).
With the aid of these ropes, I will now show you how He really sees you.
Manipulate your ropes as shown in Figs. B,C,D and E. Remember to keep the back of your hand towards the children. Essentially, what you are doing is looping the long rope (3) through the short rope (1). With practice, this should only take a few seconds.
Fig. B. Bring the bottom of Rope 3 across the other ropes.
Fig. C. Bring the bottom of Rope 1 up to the top, and hold it next to your thumb.
Fig. D. Bring the bottom of Ropes 2 and 3 up to the top, and hold on the right of your hand.
Fig. E. Grasp the three ends on your right (i.e. the two ends of Rope 3, and what was the bottom of Rope 2), pull horizontally, then release.
The three ropes - from your perspective - should now be as in Fig. E. From the Children's perspective, they will appear to now be three ropes of equal length.
"God does not have favourites. He sees us as all different, but all equally important, all equally special - just as these three ropes are now all the same size."
You could then re-emphasise your points by adjusting the lengths of the ropes by pulling on each end of Rope 3, and making a few remarks e.g. "You may not be as clever as the President, but you are just as important as he is to God." Conclude by restoring the "original" ropes, either by pulling them apart, or by screwing them up and throwing them in the air.
 

Newsletter 5

Teaching on John 3.16.


Balloon guidance. See Object Lesson 13.






Newsletter 5.

Contents.

O.L. 12. Straight and crooked roads (Tearing strips of paper).
O.L. 13. God's guidance (A balloon guidance system).
John 3.16.
Story - A soldier gives up his life for his friends.
Teaching on John 3.16.

O.L. 12. Straight and crooked roads.
All you need for this illustration are a few sheets of newspaper.
Some newspapers are printed "with the grain", and some "against the grain." This means that if you hold a piece of newspaper vertically, and begin to tear strips from top to bottom, they will either come out very straight, or very ragged (despite your best efforts), depending on the way the grain is running.
Find two different newspapers which tear in opposite ways - this should be easy enough. You now have two sets of papers, which will look pretty much the same, but one tears straight, and one tears crooked. You are now ready to begin your lesson.
Proverbs 3.6. says "In all your ways acknowledge him, and he will make your paths straight."
We are all on a path through life, either a straight path which leads to God, or a crooked path which does not. Choose about eight volunteers. Give one half the first set of newspaper sheets, and the other half the second. Ask them to tear the sheets into strips from top to bottom as straight as they can. One set of volunteers will end up with straight strips of paper, and the other half with a big mess! You can then conclude with teaching on "straight" and "crooked" roads as appropriate.

O.L. 13. God's guidance.
"We are all on a journey through life, and God has given us two things to help us - His Word, the Bible and the Holy Spirit. If, however, we try and travel through life on our own - without calling on God to Guide us - we will make mistakes, and go off in directions that are not part of God’s plan for us."
Produce an ordinary (round) balloon. Blow it up, but do not tie it. Choose a volunteer to be your target. Have him/her stand about 6 meters away. " This balloon represents a person trying to go through life on their own. Most people do want to go the right way. Their intentions are good. Therefore I am starting off by pointing the balloon at the target, but let's see what will happen when I let go!" It will almost certainly miss the target. Repeat a few times. You may be able to obtain "Rocket" balloons. These are long, and buzz as they travel through the air. Children love them, but they will still miss their targets!
"What this balloon needs is a Guidance system - something to help it hit its target. I have one right here. Produce a 6 or 7 meter piece of string, and thread one end through a drinking straw. Have a second volunteer stand just behind the target, holding the other end. Blow up your balloon and tape it under the straw (See diagram above). Let the balloon go, and watch it hit its target. "That balloon kept right on target, because it had something to guide it. In the same way, we will stay on target in our journey through life - If we let the Bible and the Holy Spirit guide us."
John 3.16.
Following on from Object Lesson No.8 - Receiving Jesus (Newsletter 4), I thought that I would share some of the teachings that I have given at Children's groups concerning this wonderful verse.
Story - A soldier gives up his life for his friends.
This story is taken from the film "Bridge over the river Quay." I cannot vouch for the detailsbeing 100% accurate, but you will get the overall picture.During World war ll, some British soldiers were taken captive by the Japanese, and made to work very hard building a railway track through thejungle in Burma.One day, the Japanese guards discovered that an axe was missing from thestoreroom. Naturally, they thought that one of the British soldiers musthave stolen it. The camp Commander lined all the British soldiers up, andasked for the man who had stolen the axe to step forward, because they weregoing to take him away and shoot him. Nobody moved."Very well" the Commander said. "I will give you one last chance. If thesoldier who stole the axe doesn't step forward right now, I will choose onesoldier at random and shoot him instead. Then, if the guilty soldier stilldoesn't own up, I will keep on shooting other men until he does so. Will thesoldier who stole the axe step forward now." A soldier took one stepforward. He was taken away and shot.Sometime later, the guards checked on the storeroom again. To their surprisethey found that all the axes were present! They had made a mistake the firsttime they had counted. Nobody had stolen an axe.That British soldier had not stolen an axe. In fact, he had done nothingwrong. What he did do was give up his life so that his friends might live.What do you think the other British soldiers thought of their friend whenthey found out he had given his life that they might live? If, in someway, they could have communicated with him, what do you think they wouldhave said? I think they would have said something like this. "Words cannotexpress how grateful I am to you. You gave your life for me. Now I am goingto give my life over to you. Wherever you want me to go, I will go. Whateveryou want me to do, I will do." I think that would have been the naturalresponse.What a wonderful act it was for that soldier to give up his life for hisfriends. But do you know that Jesus gave up his life for you BEFORE you wereHis friends (Romans 5.8). What is your response to Jesus? Do you say "sowhat" or " who cares." I know what my response was. As soon as I realisedthat Jesus had died for me, I said to him " Words cannot express howgrateful I am to you. You gave your life for me. Now I am going to give mylife over to you. Wherever you want me to go, I will go. Whatever you want meto do I will do."
Teaching on John 3.16.
I often introduce this scripture by showing the word GOSPEL down the left of a card, explaining what it means - Good news about Jesus Christ, and then uncovering the rest of the card to show the verse in full, as shown below.
God so loved the world that he gave his
One and only
Son that whoever believes in him shall not
Perish, but have
Eternal
Life. John 3.16.
Having got the children to repeat the verse a few times, I then get them to make it more personal by replacing "the world" and "whoever" with their own names, and then repeating a few more times.
Another way of teaching this verse is to explain each part as you read it - as per the illustration above. I then often conclude by getting the children to do the illustrated word search (see above).

Newsletters 6 - 10.

Newsletter 6.

Contents.

O.L. 14. Making the right choice ('Force' the right card to be chosen).
O.L. 15. Little sins grow bigger (Bursting balloon).
O.L. 16. Break in communication with God (Restore a cut rope).
O.L. 17. Burning bush or Fiery furnace (Flaming cloth is not consumed).
Puppet play - "What is Christmas all about?"
Teaching Memory verses - Diminishing words.


14. Making the right choice.

A well known "Magician's" trick is to force a volunteer to choose the "right card" from a number of different cards. This technique can be used to ensure a child makes the "right choice" from a number of options represented by different cards.

This lesson is very versatile. For example you can pose questions such as "How can we get to heaven?" or "How can we find peace with God?" The right answer is, of course, Jesus. Now, choose seven alternative answers, which some people may give e.g. Prayer, Reading the Bible, Going to church. Keeping the ten commandments, Doing good, Not doing anything bad, Being Baptised, Believe in God, etc. (Other questions you can ask are "Who is the best role model you can follow?" - it is a good idea to choose a mixture of well known "good" and "bad" role models. – or, "Who or what should be the most important thing in your life?").
Take eight identical pieces of cardboard (of the right size to suit your group), and write "Jesus" on the back of one, and the seven alternative answers on the back of the others. On the front of each card, draw a question mark. However, on the card with "Jesus", make the question mark slightly different from the others - e.g. have the "dot" slightly nearer the main symbol, or have the "curl" slightly more enhanced.

Choose your first volunteer to come and stick each card - question mark to the outside - on a board. Ensure that he/she does not let either you or the rest of the group see what is written on the back of each card. They have complete freedom to stick each card wherever they like, provided that they end up with two columns of four cards each. By looking at the question marks, you will know which is the "Jesus" card.
Explain the purpose of the lesson, and get a second volunteer to come and make what you say you hope will be the right choice. Force him/her to make the right choice as described below. This is a very simple technique, but still seems to baffle the vast majority of people.

Suppose, for example, that the "Jesus" card is in the first column. Ask your volunteer to point to either the first or the second column. If they point to the first, say "Fine, that is your choice, so let us now look at the four cards you have rejected in the second column." As you turn over each of these four cards, explain why they are wrong choices. If your volunteer points to the second column, say "Fine, you have rejected these four cards in the second column", and proceed as before.

You are now left with the four cards in the first column. Ask your volunteer to point to any two of the cards. If the "Jesus" card is one of those chosen, say. "These are the cards you have chosen, let's look at the two you have rejected." Obviously, if they don't point to the "Jesus" card, say " The two you have pointed to are the ones you have rejected --------. " I think you will have got the idea by now, ensuring that your volunteer ends by choosing "Jesus."

15. Little sins grow bigger.

This is a simple but effective illustration to show that "little" sins, if left unchecked, grow and grow until eventually they can cause destruction.

Preparation. Take a round balloon, inflate it, and write the word "sin" on it with a marker. Deflate the balloon.

Lesson. Show your group the balloon, and while you are explaining that "little sins grow bigger", begin to demonstrate this by slowly inflating the balloon (and consequently the word "sin"). It is better to use a balloon pump for this, because eventually you will have inflated the balloon so much that it explodes! - a reminder that sin is very destructive.

16. Break in communication with God.

All that is needed for this illustration is a piece of string or rope at least 1 meter long, and a pair of scissors.
Explain that the rope represents a line of communication. Start by stretching it out horizontally, and say that it could represent a telephone line, with your words going along the line to your friend, and their words coming back to you.

Now hold the rope vertically. Explain that this represents a prayer line to God, with your prayers going up the rope to Him, and His answers coming down to you. State that there is only one thing that can stop your prayers getting through to God - your sins (the bad things you do).

State that you are now going to demonstrate this problem by cutting the rope (Prayer line). Hold the top of the rope in one hand, and grasp the centre of it with the other. Bring the centre portion of the rope to the top, but as your bottom hand reaches your top, swap the centre for a piece of rope about 10 to 15 cm. from the top. This will take place behind your top hand, so will not be noticed. With a little practice you will soon become proficient. It will appear to your group that you are now showing the top and the centre of the rope in your top hand, whereas you will actually be showing the top and a section 10 to 15 cm. below the top.

Cut the rope where it is looped. You have actually cut off just a small top portion, but have appeared to cut it in equal halves. While still concealing the top of the rope behind your hand, tie the small section of rope around the centre, and release for all to see.

Explain that the knot around the centre stands for sin, and prevents your prayers reaching God. Explain that some people try to deal with the problem themselves by reducing their sin. Cut the ends off the knot to make it smaller. Obviously this doesn't work, because the problem (knot) is still there. Explain that some people try to hide their sin. Cover the knot with your hand. This doesn't work either, because we cannot hide anything from God.

Explain that the only way to remove sin is to bring it to God, tell Him you are sorry for it, and ask Him to forgive you. Say, "Imagine my right hand is God, and I am going to bring this sin (knot) to Him." Hold one end of the rope in your right hand, and begin to wrap the rest of the rope around it with your left hand. As you reach the knot - and while still continuing the wrapping - slide off the knot, and keep concealed in your left hand. Unwrap the rope, showing that it has been completely restored! No one will notice that it is now slightly shorter than at first.

17.Burning bush and Fiery furnace.

Here is a good way to demonstrate the burning bush, which was not consumed, or the fiery furnace, which did not harm the three Hebrew boys.

Take a piece of cotton material and draw on it a bush, or three figures as required. Soak the material in a mixture of 2 parts methylated spirits (Methanol) and 1 part water. Squeeze out any excess liquid. Set fire to the material. The methylated spirits will burn, making it appear as if the material is burning. The flames will eventually go out, and the water in the mixture will have successfully protected the material from burning, leaving it unharmed.


Puppet play for Christmas - "What is Christmas all about?"

When I do puppet plays, I usually record the script beforehand - using different 'character' voices, and then play it back while children operate the (glove) puppets. This way I am able to 'watch' the entire group, and also have a puppet/human dialogue if required. For this play, you will need one animal (I use a sheep) and four 'human' puppets. Write the word "Christmas" on a large piece of paper, and display it in a prominent position.

Script.

Host. Today we are going to ask the very important question "What is Christmas all about?" But firstly, let me introduce you to my panel of guests. Let's give a big welcome for my first guest - Miss know it all.

Miss Know it all. Thank you for inviting me onto your show. I am Miss know it all, so you only have to ask me the question, because I know everything.

Host. Well, we will see about that a little later. But secondly, let me introduce Mr. Don't know a lot.

Mr. Don't know a lot. Don't be fooled by my name, because actually I know heaps and heaps of things. So ask me the question, and I will give you the right answer.

Host. Thank you Mr. Don't Know a lot. Our next guest is Mr. Remember well.

Mr. Remember well. As you can tell by my name, I remember everything. So ask me the question, and I will give you the answer.

Host. Thank you Mr. Remember well. Our final guest is Mr. Shaun the sheep. Say "hello" Shaun.
Shaun. Baa, Baa.

Host. Thank you Shaun, If we have time, I will ask Shaun his opinion, but really I don't think he will be much help at all. The question then is "What is Christmas all about?" I am going to save us all some time because I know the answer myself. Christmas is all about money. Jesus was born in Bethlehem, but only because Mary and Joseph had to go there to register to pay their taxes to Caesar. So that's the answer - Money. That's why my mum and dad are always complaining what an expensive time of the year Christmas is with so many presents to buy. But, to be fair, I will ask my guests if they have any other opinions. Miss Know it all. Do you know what Christmas is all about?

Miss Know it all. I certainly do. It's not about money you silly old fool. Christmas is all about Food. When Jesus was born, he was placed in a Manger - which is a cattle's eating trough. So that is why people eat so much at Christmas, like Turkey, Christmas pudding and lots of chocolate. So that's the answer to your question - Food.

Host. Thank you Miss Know it all. Remind me not to invite you back on my show. Now, Mr. Don't know a lot, do you know what Christmas is all about?

Mr. Don't know a lot. Well, it's not about money or food. No, Christmas is all about Singing. After Jesus was born, Angels appeared to some Shepherds and they began to sing "Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace to men." So that is the answer - Singing. That is why groups go out carol singing today.

Host. Thank you Mr. Don't know a lot. That was certainly a very "interesting" answer. Mr. Remember well. Do you remember what Christmas is all about?

Mr. Remember well. I certainly do. You should have asked me first, because I remember the answer to the question. Christmas is all about Presents. After Jesus was born, some wise men brought gifts of gold, incense and myrrh to Him. That is why people exchange gifts at Christmas today. So the answer is Presents.

Host. Thank you Mr. Remember well. Finally, I suppose we should ask our last guest Shaun the sheep if he has any opinion. Shaun. Do you know what Christmas is all about?

Shaun. Baa. Baa.

Host. Come along Shaun, give us your answer.

Shaun. Baa. Baa. I need a volunteer to help me.

Self. (Holding up your hand). I will be your volunteer Shaun. My hand was the first to be raised. What would you like me to do?

Shaun. Do you see that paper with "Christmas" written on it?

Self. Yes, I see it.

Shaun. Write out the fourth and fifth letters.

Self. ok.(Counting and writing). I have done that Shaun. What next?

Shaun. Now write out the first six letters.

Self. (Counting and writing) I have done that as well Shaun.

Shaun. That is the answer to our question - "Christmas is Christ."

You may then wish to conclude by recapping on what Christmas is and what Christmas is not all about.


Teaching memory verses.

There are many ways to teach Scripture (Memory verses) to children, but I have found that the more "fun" you make it, the more likely they are to really take it in.

In my experience, the most effective method I have come across is to use "Diminishing words." This is very simple and easy to prepare, but children really enjoy it because they think that they are fooling "teacher."
Write out your memory verse about 6 or 7 times on pieces of cardboard (or paper). However, each time you write, gradually make the words smaller. The words on your last card should be as small as you can possibly write them.

Show your first card (Biggest words) to your group, and have them say the verse. Then simply work your way through to the last card - children repeating the words each time. As you get to the smaller words, start to compliment the group on their eyesight. Act amazed when they manage to "read" your last card. Then say. "I think you are trying to fool me. I don't believe you can really read this last card. I think you have memorised the verse. I think you can repeat the verse without any card at all" - And they will!
 
 
Newsletter 7.

Contents.

Puppet play - "What is Easter all about?"
O.L. 18. What happened at the cross (A chemical experiment).
O.L. 19. The meaning of the cross (Experiment with a candle, glass and water).


Dear Children's Minister,

In my last mailout, I included the puppet play "What is Christmas all about?" I also posted this play on two web sites :- www.puppetresources.com and www.carey.ac.nz/drama . The response to this was very encouraging, with many people emailing me to say that they were intending to use the play at their particular group. Therefore, I am including a similar play "What is Easter all about?" in this newsletter. I know that Easter is still some time away, but some lessons require a little planning beforehand. My two object lessons this time are therefore also on the meaning of Easter. I am sure many of you will be familiar with one or both of them, but they are still very effective illustrations on the meaning of the cross, which is, of course, at the heart of the gospel.

Yours in Christ,

Maurice Sweetsur.


Puppet play - "What is Easter all about?"
You will need three “people” puppets, one “animal” puppet ( I use a sheep), a piece of plain paper, and a pair of scissors.
SCRIPT.
HOST. Today, we are going to ask the question “ What is Easter all about? “, but firstly let me introduce you to my panel of guests. Representing the younger generation is Miss Know it all.
MISS KNOW IT ALL.. Thank you for inviting me back on your show. Just ask me the question, and I will give you the answer, because I know everything.
HOST. Secondly, representing the older generation, is Mr Don’t know a lot.
MR. DON’T KNOW A LOT. Although my name is Mr. Don’t Know a lot, I know heaps and heaps of things, so all you need to do is ask me the question.
HOST. Finally, representing the animal kingdom, is Shaun the sheep. Say “hello” Shaun.
SHAUN. Baa. Baa.
HOST. Thank you Shaun. If we have time, I will ask Shaun his opinion, but I don’t really think he will be much help at all. Today’s question is “What is Easter all about?” and I happen to know the answer myself. Easter is all about HOLIDAYS. Everybody I know go on holiday at Easter, so that is the answer – holidays. However, just in case there are any other opinions, I will ask my guests the question. Miss Know it all, do you know what Easter is all about?
MISS KNOW IT ALL. I certainly do. Easter is not about holidays. Easter is all about BUNNIES. Everyone knows that Easter is the time that all the bunny rabbits come out.
HOST. Thank you Miss Know it all. That was certainly a very “interesting” answer. Now, Mr. Don’t know a lot, do you know what Easter is all about?
MR. DON’T KNOW A LOT. It’s certainly not about Holidays or Bunnies! No, Easter is all about EGGS. There are ordinary chicken’s eggs, but the ones I like best are those Cadbury Cream eggs. They are so delicious. I have heaps and heaps of them at Easter time. So that is your answer – Eggs.
HOST. Thank you Mr. Don’t Know a lot. You certainly lived up to your name! Now Shaun, have you any idea at all what Easter is all about?
SHAUN. Baa. Baa. Baa.
HOST. Come on Shaun. Don’t be shy. Give us your answer.
SHAUN .Baa. Baa. I need a volunteer to help me.
SELF. (Holding up your hand). I will be your volunteer Shaun. What would you like me to do?
SHAUN. Take that piece of paper and fold over the top right corner.
SELF. (Folding the top right corner so that it meets the left edge). I have done that Shaun, what next?
SHAUN. Take the top left corner and fold it over.
SELF. (Folding as before so that the top left corner meets the right edge to produce a “house” shape). Oh I see it now Shaun, Easter is about spending time at home with your families!
SHAUN. Now fold the paper down the middle.
SELF. (Folding as directed, to produce an “aeroplane” shape). Oh yes, now I understand. Mr. Host was right all the time. Easter is all about going off on holiday on an aeroplane!
SHAUN. Now cut a strip off the paper, next to the longest edge.
SELF. On no, Shaun, that would spoil my aeroplane.
SHAUN. Just do as you’re told Mr. (name), and cut a strip off the paper.
SELF. Don’t you talk to me like that you silly sheep. I will put you back in your sheep pen, if you are not careful.
SHAUN. Just cut a strip off the paper.
SELF. Oh alright – though I am sure this is going to spoil my aeroplane. (Cut about a 1 cm. strip parallel to the longest edge). I have done that Shaun, what next?
SHAUN. Open the paper up.
SELF. (Opening up the paper to reveal a cross). I think Shaun has given us the right answer. Easter is all about a cross. But not a paper cross. It’s about a wooden cross on which Jesus Christ, God’s Son, died to take away our sins.


18. What happened at the cross? - Jesus takes away our sins.

For this object lesson you will need two chemicals - Potassium Permanganate and Sodium Metabisulphite. ( These are both solids and can be obtained from Chemical suppliers ), a large glass jar, four smaller glasses, and two sticks tied together to form a cross. One of the sticks needs to be hollow at one end ( A bamboo cane is ideal ). The hollow end will form the bottom of your cross.

Preparation. Wrap 2 or 3 grams of Sodium Metabisulphite in a paper tissue and secure it with a small rubber band. Insert the package into the bottom of your cross. Push it down so that it is out of sight.

Dissolve a few grains of Potassium Permanganate in about 250 mls. water (or, alternatively Iodine solution can be used instead). This will produce a maroon coloured liquid to represent "sin."

Half fill your large jar with water. Fill one glass with your Potassium Permanganate solution. Half fill the other three glasses with water, and mark them "Good works", "Church" and "Money" - or, any suitable alternatives which some people think will solve our "sin" problem.

Presentation. This can vary depending on your preferences and the children you are ministering to, but I usually proceed ( often after presenting the "What is Easter all about?" puppet play) along the following lines :-

Hold up the large jar. In the beginning God created a perfect world, and the best thing He made was people. He made them rather like this glass of water - clean on the outside (representing our bodies), and clean on the inside (representing our hearts or spirits).

However, the first people disobeyed God, and this act brought sin into the world and spoiled it all. Pour in about half of the "sin" solution. The jar contents should now be a fairly deep maroon colour. So this now is the problem we are all born with - sin or selfishness on the inside (you could give a few examples here).

Down through the years, some people have realised they have a selfishness problem, and have tried many ways to overcome it. Some have thought the answer may be Good Works. Pour in the "Good works" jar. God does want us to be good to each other but, as you see, that doesn't solve our "sin" problem. Some have thought the answer was going to church. Pour in the "Church" jar. It is an excellent idea to go to church, and by doing so you will probably find the answer to your problem. But, as you see, going to Church in itself is not the answer. Some have thought "If I gave half my money away to the poor, surely God will be really pleased with me and take away my sin." Pour in the "Money" jar. God does want us to be generous, especially to those who don't have as much as we do but, as you see, that still doesn't change us on the inside.

Actually, no matter what we try, it is impossible to change ourselves. But the good news of Easter is that what we can't do for ourselves, God has already done for us. It was on the cross that Jesus died in our place to take away our sins. Pick up your cross and place it in the jar. If you have got your concentrations right, the maroon solution will become clear within a few seconds. If not, gentle stirring with the cross should produce the desired effect.

Conclude the illustration as you think appropriate, but I usually proceed as follows :- Some of you may be thinking "I once did put my trust in Jesus and what He did on the cross, but then I did something bad (e.g. shouted at my dad, was cheeky to my mum, had a fight with my brother etc. ). Does that mean that I have become dirty on the inside again? Lets see shall we. Remove the cross from your jar, then pick up the remaining Potassium Permanganate solution and pour a little at a time into it - repeating the "sins" just mentioned (e.g. being cheeky to your mum). The maroon colour should vanish on making contact with the solution in the jar. Now please don't misunderstand me. If you do do something wrong, you need to ask God to forgive you. But, as you can see, once you have put your trust in Jesus and He has taken away your sin, you stay clean on the inside. nd that is the Good News we remember at Easter.

19. The meaning of the cross.

For this close-up illustration you will need a little coloured water, a saucer, a short candle, a glass, a coin and matches.

Presentation. Tell the children that you are going to explain to them what happened at the cross of Jesus.

State - that the coin represents you or me - place it in the saucer, towards the edge.
- that the coloured water represents our sins - pour it into the saucer until the coin is submerged.
- that the candle represents Jesus - stand it at the centre of the saucer, and light it.
- that the flame represents the life of Christ.

Tell the children to watch carefully, as you take the glass and place it over the lighted candle. Within a few seconds, the flame will consume all the oxygen in the glass and be extinguished. However, it will have created a vacuum which, in turn, will draw the water up inside the glass (thus surrounding the candle) and leave the coin dry.

Recap that on the cross, Jesus gave up His life (the flame went out) so that he could take our sins on Himself, and we could go free.
 
 
Newsletter 8.

Contents.

O.L. 20. Creation (Balloon modelling).
O.L. 21. The Trinity (Food colorings).
Ice Breakers.
1. Body challenges.
2. Dumb laws.
3. Advice for kids.


Dear Children's Minister,

Here are my latest two object lessons - I hope that you will find them beneficial to your ministry. It is good just to have "fun" with your children sometimes. Therefore, I am also sending a few "Ice Breakers." I find these are particularly helpful when space is restricted, and the children are not able to move around too much.

Yours in Christ,

Maurice Sweetsur.


20. Creation.

When introducing the topic of Creation, I usually start by emphasizing the point that there are two things that only God can do.

Firstly, although people are very clever, and can do such things like land a man on the moon, invent televisions or computers, they cannot make something out of nothing. Given starting materials, people can often change their properties - size, shape, colour, texture etc., but they cannot make something out of nothing - only God can do that.

Secondly, people cannot make something that is living out of something that is not living. Again, only God can do that.

I then proceed by stating that I am now going to re-create two of the creatures that God first created on the fifth and sixth days of the Creation week. I then make a balloon bird (or fish) and a balloon animal, continuing my talk as I do so. ( If you don't do balloon modelling, you can still get your point across by simply cutting out appropriate shapes from pieces of paper).

As you make the shapes, emphasize that you are starting with something that already exists e,g. your uninflated balloon and some air. Then state that for anybody to make anything ( whether it be a watchmaker, a car-maker, a shoe-maker, or a balloon animal maker) only two things are needed - Know-how ( or intelligence ) and Power ( or energy ). Without power, your idea will remain only in your head, and without know-how (or an intelligent plan), you will just make a big mess!

As your models near completion, ask "If I had more know-how, do you think I would make a better or worse model?" The children will respond "better." Then ask "The Bible tells us that God has all know-how (He knows everything and is super-intelligent), so how good do you think God could make things?" The children should respond "very good" or "perfect." Then state " That's exactly right. The Bible tells us that in the beginning, God created a perfect world."

Then ask "If I had more power, do you think I could make these models faster or slower than I can now?" The response will be "faster." Then ask "All the power in the Universe belongs to God, so how fast do you think He could make things?" The children should respond "in a split second" or "instantly." State "That's exactly right. The Bible tells us that God not only created a perfect world, but He also made everything in it instantly - just by speaking."


Alternatively (for a younger class) you could simply produce a balloon animal which has already been made, and ask "How do you think this model was made? Do you think it could have been made by accident? Perhaps someone left an uninflated balloon in this room last night, and left the window open. Overnight, the wind blew through the window and into the balloon. The balloon then began twisting itself round and round until it formed the shape of this animal which you see here now. Finally, the end of the balloon managed to tie itself in a knot to stop the air escaping.Do you think that really happened, or do you think that there is a balloon model maker somewhere who made this animal on purpose?" The children should see the absurdity of the model being able to make itself by accident, and respond "There is a balloon model maker somewhere." Emphasise the point that everything the children see around them has to have a maker. Watches need watchmakers, shoes need shoemakers, chairs need chairmakers etc. Nothing can make itself.

You will then be able to apply the above argument to the creation of the Universe and everything in it. State "There are some people who believe that the Universe made itself by accident. But the Universe is far more wonderful and complex than a balloon animal, and if even that couldn't make itself, then how likely is it that the whole Universe made itself? No, the Bible teaches us that we have wonderful Creator who made the Universe and everything in it on purpose. And the good news is :- He made it all for our benefit.

21. The Trinity.

There are many ways of explaining the trinity to children, but the one I like the best is very visual, and involves the use of food colouring.

If you ask at a cake shop, they should be able to tell you where to obtain food colouring in powder form. This comes in a variety of colours.

Stick small pieces of double-sided sticky tape to the inside bottoms of three glasses. Choose three suitable colours, and place a little on each tape. These food colourings are very concentrated, so only very small amounts are required, and are consequently unlikely to be noticed by the children. However, you will probably need to determine by trial and error the best way to do this preparation.

Show a jar of clear water. State "There is one God, represented by the water in this jar, who is made up of three different Persons - Father, Son and Holy Spirit." As you are talking, pour some water into your three glasses to produce the three different colours.

Depending on your group, you could then go on to discuss the different aspects of the three Persons of the trinity in more detail.

A similar illustration could be used if you are teaching about the "water into wine."

Ice Breakers.

1. Body Challenges. Get the children to attempt these challenges. Some are fairly easy, but others are very hard. No. 7 (I am told) is impossible. However, children love attempting them, and often demonstrate their own "feat" to you after the class has finished. You may also be able to add some of your own challenges to the list.

1. Touch the tip of your nose with your tongue.
2. Balance on one leg for 10 sec., with your eyes closed.
3. Pat your head, rub your tummy and stamp your feet, all at the same time.
4. Touch your toes without bending your knees.
5. Wiggle your ears.
6. Wink an eye, without moving your mouth.
7. Lick your elbow.
8. Put your toe in your mouth.
9. Pick up a pencil with your toes.


2. Dumb Laws. For some countries,many National, State, or City laws are simply "dumb." Others are obviously out of date, but are still officially operative, because they haven't been repealed.The web site www.dumblaws.com has published many of these "dumb laws" My, much reduced, list has been compiled mainly from this site, and reflects those I think will be of particular interest in my children's groups. They could be used as part of your teaching on the Ten Commandments.

Scotland.
On Sundays it is illegal to fish, or sell vegetables (except for carrots!).
It is illegal to be drunk in charge of a cow.
If a stranger knocks on your door and asks to use your toilet, you have to let him in.

York (England).
It is legal to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow, provided you don't do it on a Sunday!

Britain.
It is illegal to stand within 100 yards of the Monarch, if you are not wearing socks.

Bangladesh.
Children can be jailed for cheating in their exams.

Iceland.
It is illegal to own a dog.

Switzerland.
It is illegal to hang out washing, wash your car, or mow your lawn on a Sunday.

Alaska.
It is quite legal to shoot a moose with your gun, but it is illegal to wake one up so you can take it's photograph!

Nebraska.
If you burp in church, your parents could be arrested.

Louisiana (and some other states).
It is illegal to drive your car blindfold.
It is illegal to keep an alligator in your bath.


3. Advice for Kids. These little "gems" were taken from the "Joke" section on the children's web site www.kids4god.org They are pieces of advice to children from children who had obviously found out the hard way that there are certain things you just should not do!

1.Never trust a dog to watch your food.
2. When your dad is mad and asks "Do I look stupid?" Don't answer him.
3. Never tell your mum her diet isn't working.
4. When your mum is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
5.Never let your little brother in the same room as your homework papers.
6. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
7. Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick.
8. Don't pick on your sister while she is holding her hockey stick.
9. When you get a bad mark at school, always show it to your mum while she is on the phone.
10. Never try to baptise a cat.
11. When feeding seagulls, always remember to wear your hat.
 
 
Newsletter 9.

Contents.

O.L. 22. Miracles (Large disc goes through small hole).
O.L. 23. Standing up under pressure (Plastic tops in water).
O.L. 24. Defeating evil with good (paper is stronger than wood).
Gems from the classroom.
The questions Kids ask.

22. Miracles.

Here is a simple illustration to demonstrate that with God "All things are possible."

Preparation. Take a piece of cardboard ( about 40x40cm. ) and cut out a round disc (about 15cm. diameter) from the centre. Retain both pieces. Find a solid disc (an ordinary plate is ideal) a little larger than your cardboard disc e.g. about 20cm. diameter.

Presentation. "Sometimes we find that we just cannot do certain things. But we need to remember that God can do absolutely anything. With Him nothing is impossible." Hold up your cardboard sheet and disc. Explain that the disc is just small enough to pass through the hole. Pass the disc through the hole a few times in different ways e.g. face on and side on.

State that if the disc were any larger, it would be "impossible" to pass it through the hole. Your class should agree. Produce your larger disc and pretend to attempt to pass it through the hole in different ways as before. Remind your class that what is impossible for us is possible for God, and state that you are now going to demonstrate that by passing the larger disc through the small hole.

Fold your sheet in half, and place your larger disc inside so that the top protrudes through the hole. Grasp this part of the disc with one hand, and with the other pull down on the side of your sheet - this actually stretches the hole - A gentle tug on your disc will ensure that it passes through the hole without tearing it in any way. You may wish to repeat the operation a few times.

23. Standing up under pressure.

When things are going well, it is sometimes hard to tell the difference between the person who is trusting in Jesus, and the one who is not. However, when pressure - hardships, troubles, problems etc. - comes upon us, the person who knows Jesus is able to keep standing, whereas the person without Christ often crumples or "goes under."

Preparation. Take two plastic pen tops (Preferably different colours). Attach one or two plastic paper clips to the first top. To make the second top heavier than the first, attach one or two metal paper clips. Take about a two litre plastic clear bottle, and fill about 90% full with water. Drop the two plastic tops (with attached clips) into the water. They should both float. Screw the top on the bottle, and apply pressure to the bottle by squeezing it. A little "trial and error" may be required here. You may need to adjust your tops by adding or subtracting clips to ensure that when pressure is applied, the first top continues to float, whilst the second always sinks, or "goes under." When you release the pressure, the submerged top should rise to the surface again.

Presentation. You can make this as long or as short as you wish. Explain that the two same-sized tops represent two people, one who is trusting in Christ, and one who isn't. When things go well (no pressure to the bottle), there is no difference - the tops both float. However, when pressure comes, one continues to float, but the other goes under. Repeat the pressure-on / pressure-off process a few times.


24. Defeating evil with good.

The Bible tells us that we are to defeat evil with good. (Romans 12.21). Here is a good object lesson to illustrate that point.

Preparation. Take a thin piece of wood (about 40cm. x 10cm.), and write on it the word "EVIL." Take 3 or 4 sheets of newspaper, and write on one of them the word "GOOD."

Presentation. Ask your class "Which do you think is stronger "Evil" or "Good" ? You will probably get a mixed response.

Proceed along these lines. "With so much evil in the world, it may sometimes appear as though evil is stronger than good, but God tells us that we are to defeat evil, not with evil, but with good. This piece of wood stands for evil, and it certainly looks strong ( bang it on a table a few times ). These flimsy pieces of newspaper stand for good but, as you know, they could easily tear. However, we shall now find out which is the stronger - the wood or the paper, evil or good."

Lay the piece of wood on a table or desk, overhanging the edge about 15cm. Place the pieces of newspaper fairly tightly over the wood, with the piece marked "GOOD" on the very top. As you do so, you could retell the story of Calvary i.e. " I am sure that when Jesus was arrested, beaten and crucified, the forces of evil were jumping for joy. They thought they had beaten "Good" for ever. But they were in for a shock, because on the third day Jesus rose from the dead, proving the reverse - that He was stronger than evil."

Tell the class that you are now going to hit the wood and paper hard with the side of your hand. "Which will break - the flimsy paper ? - the hard wood ? (or perhaps your hand! ?). Do this, hitting the wood and paper just past the "overhang." You will find that the wood will break and the paper will remain intact, reminding us that "Good" is stronger than "Evil."

Conclusion. "Good, therefore, can defeat evil. This means for us that if someone is nasty to us, we can defeat this by being good to them in return. This can often be a hard thing to do, but if we persist in doing good, we will usually find that they will start being good to us as well.


Gems from the classroom.

I thought I would share a few interesting comments that I have heard children come up with in my Bible classes over the last few years. Each one has either amused, blessed or challenged me (in some cases all at the same time!). I hope they do the same for you.

Child. " I don't believe in God."
Her Friend. "But there must be a God. If there was no God, we wouldn't have Bible lessons!"

"Thank you for being my Bible teacher. You have taught me everything you know."

"God spoke to me last night, just like He spoke to Samuel.He told me to go and tell my Granny that He loves her. So I did."

"I know that God loves me, because if He didn't love me, He wouldn't have made me."

The Bible says I should not lie. But what about 'stranger danger' ? Surely, if I am in danger, it would be alright to lie to try and get out of it?" (How would you answer that one?).

"Please forgive me for being naughty in class last week. Please also forget what I did." (After teaching that God both forgives and forgets our sins).

"I will praise the Lord for you - if you let me have a turn with the puppets."

"God is just a theory." (Following a school class trip to the 'World of Whales' exhibition at Auckland museum).

The questions Kids ask.

I find that if you ask a group of children if they have any questions (about what they have been taught, God, Jesus, the Bible, or just life in general) most will be reluctant to ask - Noone wants to risk looking silly in class! Therefore,once a year, what I do in my classes is hand each child a blank sheet of paper and ask them to write down any questions they have - assuring them of their anonymity when I reply.

I then spend the following week giving considered answers to the questions. In doing so, I am able to teach the children what they really want to know, rather than what I perceive they need to know. In my experience, it is very unusual for a child not to ask at least one question, and many will ask multiple questions.You may think it "impossible" to answer so many questions in about 30 mins., but you will find that many of the questions are the same, or very similar to each other.

The following is an abbreviated list of some of the most common, amusing or challenging questions that children have asked me.

Who made God ? (The most common question).*
Why is my brother / sister nasty to me ? (The second most common question).**
Is God real ?
How old is God ?
How big is God ?
What does God look like ?
Why did God make us ?
What did God make us out of ?
Is God male or female ?
How does God see all of us, all at the same time ?
Why did God let Satan come into the world ?
If God knows the future, why did He put that fruit tree in the garden of Eden?
If God has lived forever, why didn't He make people trillions and trillions of years ago ?
Does God really prefer the Christian who is not so good to the non-Christian who is good ?
Since there is so much proof that God exists, why doesn't everyone love him ?
Do you believe in God ?
Why are you always talking about God ?
Why do you come here each week ?Which came first the chicken or the egg ? (I used to ask that myself, until I read the first chapters of Genesis).
Did Adam have a belly button ?
Are there aliens?
Who is Jesus ?
How do you know that Jesus will come back again ?
How do we know that the Bible is from God ?
Are the things in the Bible true ?
Why doesn't God answer my prayers ?
Why did my pet dog die ?
Why are babies baptised ?
Is heaven real ?
Exactly, where is heaven ?
Do you have to pay to get into heaven?
Do people have birthdays in heaven ?
Do animals go to heaven ?
Do you eat and drink in heaven ? If so, what is the food like ?

* I usually answer this question in the following way :-

"If I told you the answer to that, I know what your next question would be. You would say "Who made the person who made God ?" Then, if I told you that , you would ask "Who made the person who made God ?" Then, if I told you that, you would ask "Who made the person who made the person who made God ?" etc. etc.

No, the answer is Nobody made God. God is eternal. That means He has no beginning or end. He has always existed. In fact, there was a time when there was no matter (solid things), no space, and no time, only God Himself. Then God spoke and by His power brought everything in the Universe into existence.The exciting thing is that although we have a beginning, God has made each one of us eternal as well. That means the "real you" - your Soul and Spirit will never die.

I know this is hard for us to understand, because we are used to living in time, with beginnings and endings. But let us consider the alternative. If there is no God (or Creator), that means that everything in the Universe must have created itself - beginning with nothing. Our common sense tells us that nothing can make itself - it has to have a maker or creator. That is why most people in the world believe in a Creator (God). It requires far,far too much faith to believe that everything made itself out of nothing.It is far easier to believe that there always has been a loving God who created everything.

** I usually answer this question in this way.

"Before I answer your question, can I ask you "How about you ? Are you nasty to your brother /sister ? It is very easy for us to see the faults in others, but very hard to see the faults in ourselves. Brothers and sisters are often nasty to each other, and to understand why, we have to go back to the garden of Eden. When Adam and Eve disobeyed God, that brought sin into the world, and spoiled everything. We are all descendants of Adam and Eve and have been born with a selfish nature that wants its own way. Children soon realise that being selfish all the time often gets them in to trouble, so they learn to control their behaviour, especially when they are outside their home environment. However, without Jesus, their selfish nature is still there. When you live with the same persons day after day ( like brothers and sisters ), this selfishness is bound to show itself from time to time, often resulting in "nastiness" to each other.

If your brother or sister is really nasty to you, there are two important things you can do. Firstly, pray that they will hear and respond to the Gospel of Jesus Christ, and allow Him to begin to change their selfish nature. Secondly, whenever your brother / sister is nasty to you, then you be nice to them. The Bible tells us that we are to defeat evil, not with evil, but rather with good. (Romans 12.21).That can be a really hard thing to do, but if you persist in being nice to them, then usually they will start being nice to you !

If time permits, I will conclude my answer by conducting object lesson 24 - defeating evil with good.
 
 
Newsletter 10.

Contents.

O.L. 25. Jesus is the light of the world (Trick candles).
O.L. 26. God is all knowing (Five different methods).
What children believe - Results of survey.


For a change, this newsletter has a little bit of a theme about it, with Object Lesson 26 describing five different ways in which we can teach the important truth that our God is omniscience (all-knowing). I have also included the results of a survey I conducted in my classes a short time ago. It is important to know how effective we are being in reaching the children we teach God's Word to.


25. Jesus is the light of the world.

You should be able to obtain some "trick" birthday cake candles - i.e. the ones that appear to be extinguished when they are blown, but after a few seconds flame up again.

With one of these candles you can summarise the history of the church. For example :-

Jesus came as the light of the world (lite candle), but Satan used wicked men to try and put out this light by crucifying Him (blow out). However on the third day He came alive again (flame rekindled). Jesus has now passed this light on to the church. Over the centuries Satan has continued trying to put out this light by persecuting the church. At times he seemed to have succeeded (blow out), but each time this light returned brighter than ever (rekindle).

26. God is all knowing.

Here are five simple ways in which you can help children remember that God is all-knowing.

1. Take four pieces (you could use more if you wish) of differently coloured cardboard - e.g. Yellow, red, blue and green. On the back of the yellow card write "You will pick up the yellow card." Write on three small pieces of paper "You will pick up the red card ----------------- blue card. ------------------green card." Place these papers out of sight, but in easily accessible positions e.g. inside a plain envelope which is in full view of the class, inside the front cover of your Bible, etc.

Place the four coloured cards in full view of the class, and ask for a volunteer to come and pick up one of the cards - stating that you know beforehand which one they are going to choose. If the yellow card is chosen, ask your volunteer to pick it up and turn it over - showing the words "You will pick up the yellow card." They will probably think that the other three cards have a similar message written on the back. Show the class that this is not the case !

If your volunteer picks up one of the other cards, direct him/her to the appropriate piece of paper in the envelope, Bible etc.

Conclude by stating that what you did was a trick (without revealing how it was actually done), but that our God really does know everything - even the future !

2. This illustration has been around for at least 50 years, but most children are still baffled by it.

Write out the number "1089 " on a piece of paper, and seal it in an envelope. Ask a child to look after it for you, and to be ready to open it at the end of your illustration.

Ask for a volunteer to come and do a maths calculation on the blackboard for you. State that although the numbers will be chosen by your volunteer, you have already placed the answer to their calculation in the envelope.

Ask your volunteer to - 1. Write any three digit number on the board. 2. Write the same number reversed under the first number. 3. Subtract the lesser number from the greater. 4.Reverse the answer obtained. 5. Add the last two numbers. Your final answer will always be 1089.

Here is an example : -
825
528
-----
297
792
-----
1089
------
Try a few calculations yourself, just to be completely convinced !

3. This next illustration is similar to the last one, but it has the advantage that all your class can do their own calculations. It does, however, involve a little more complicated maths, so it is better used with older children. HINT. If you give your answer to a child, and they reply "No. You are wrong" , don't worry, it will be because the child has made a mistake with their maths !

Ask each child to do the following calculation (out of your sight, of course) :-

1. Write down the age of one of their brothers or sisters ( a cousin or friend will suffice if they have no siblings ). 2. Multiply this number by two. 3. Add on five. 4. Multiply the answer by fifty. 5. Subtract the number of days in a year (365). 6. Add the number of times they have flown on an aeroplane ( or use any other question that will produce a reasonably low answer e.g. total number of brothers and sisters). 7. Add on one hundred and fifteen.

Get the children to show you their answers. They will probably all be different, but you will be able to instantly tell them the number of times they have been on a plane - from the last two digits, and the age of their brother or sister - from the remaining number or numbers. (i.e. first one or two digits).

Here is an example for someone with a twelve year old brother, and who has been on a plane three times :-

12
x2
----
24
+5
----
29
x50
-----
1450
-365
------
1085
+3
------
1088
+115
------
1203
------

4. Another variation on the same theme, but this one has the advantage that you are not dependent on a child getting their maths right !

Write the number "34" on a piece of paper, place in envelope, and hand to child for safekeeping. Draw a square grid on the blackboard containing sixteen squares (4x4). Simply fill in the grid with the numbers 1 to 16 in their normal order i.e. "1" will be in the top left hand corner, and "16" in the bottom right.

Ask a child to come and choose four numbers for you that you will then be able to add up. State that you already know their final answer - which is contained in the envelope.

1. Get the child to choose any number by putting a circle round it. Explain that for their next choice, they will still have plenty of numbers to choose from, but that you are going to reduce their options a little. Cross out all the other numbers on the same row and column as the circled number (i.e. six in all).
2. Get the child to choose a second number from those remaining. Cross out the remaining numbers on that row and column as before (four in total).
3. There will be four numbers left. Get the child to choose any one. Cross out the two numbers on that row and column.
4. There is now only one number left. That will have to be their final choice.

Add up the four chosen numbers. The answer will be 34. Time to open the envelope !

5. Nothing is hidden from God. He sees through everything. (Hebrews 4.13).

Place twenty small identical objects (e.g. matches or counters) on a table. Tell a volunteer that while your back is turned, he/she will be able to pick up and hide two separate lots of the objects and hide them in a pocket and in a closed hand. However, you will then be able to tell them exactly how many objects are in their pocket and hand respectively.

1.While your back is turned, instruct your volunteer to pick up any number of objects between 1 and 10, and place them in their pocket.
2. Next, ask your volunteer to count (silently) how many objects are left. It will be a two-digit number. Ask him to add the two digits together, pick up that number of objects and add them to the pile in his pocket. (Note. You will be able to calculate that, no matter how many objects your volunteer first picked up, he will now have eleven in his pocket - leaving nine on the table).
3. Instruct your volunteer to pick up as many of the remaining objects he wishes, and hold them in his closed hand.
4. Turn around. Count the number of objects left on the table (Lets call this "x"). Inform the class that your volunteer has eleven objects in his pocket, and nine minus "x" objects in his hand ! (e.g. if there are three objects on the table, he must have nine minus three = six objects in his hand).


What children Believe - Results of survey.

I teach "Bible" mostly to children in state primary schools, with the vast majority coming from non-Christian homes. I wondered what influence we "Bible in school" teachers were having on the children. Were their beliefs falling in line with the Bible, or were the children still being largely influenced by their parents and guardians ?

I chose six classes, from four different schools in South Auckland for my survey. Thus a total of about 180 children participated. They were all in the age range 10 to 13, and all had previously attended weekly Bible classes for at least two years.

Results of my survey are shown below. I consider it to be a fair indication of children's beliefs in this area of Auckland, although there is always the possibility that some of the answers were made to "please teacher" rather than expressing what they really believed. For comparison, results of a survey - asking exactly the same questions - conducted among about 400 adults in the same area as two of the schools, and therefore probably including some of the children's parents, are shown. For further comparison, results of a similar survey of over 2,000 adults made between 10 and 15 years ago in Ayrshire, Scotland are also included.

Results.

Children Adults - N.Z. Adults - Scotland
1. What would encourage more people to go to church ? (%) (%) (%)

Closer friendships 26 14 3
Livelier services / More relevant preaching 23 15 30
More participation 19 5 7
More social activity 12 18 10
Other Ans. 12 13 1
Don't know 8 35 49

2. Do you believe in God ?

Yes 79 82 82
Not sure 21 11 11
No 0 7 7

3. Who is Jesus, according to your belief ?

Son of God 70 58 58
A good man 9 22 20
Other Ans. 8 7 7
Don't know 13 13 15

4. Why did Jesus come to earth ?

To die for our sins 74 42 42
To teach us 9 15 15
To save the world 9 13 13
Other Ans. 8 30 30

5. In your opinion, how does a person become a Christian ?

Believe in Christ as personal Saviour 40 43 19
Believe in God 36 20 23
Lead a good life 2 12 24
Other Ans. 22 25 34

6. What do you believe will happen to you when you die ?

Heaven 70 49 40
Reincarnation 11 6 5
Afterlife (unspecified) 8 13 18
Cease to exist 2 5 14
Other Ans. 1 0 2
Don't know 8 27 21

7. What qualifies you for heaven ?

Faith in Jesus 53 14 14
Living a good life 16 67 67
Church membership 9 0 1
Other Ans. 6 6 5
Don't know 16 13 13

8. If you could know God personally, would you be interested ?

Already know God personally 20 35 10
Yes 58 42 74
No 4 2 13
Not sure 18 21 5


Conclusions.

1. The answers of the two adult groups were remarkably similar (especially for some of the questions). This probably reflects the fact that the average regular church attendance in New Zealand and Scotland is similar (between 5 and 10 percent). The majority of people still think that "living a good life" is what qualifies you for heaven.

2. For most questions, the answers given by the children were more "Biblical" than those given by their parents and neighbours, the most notable exception being on how a person becomes a Christian.

3. We cannot assume that just because we teach Biblical truths, the children will necessarily come to share our beliefs. Parental and peer pressure are obviously still strong influences.

4. Although the school "Bible" classes are having a positive influence on the beliefs of the children, we could perhaps still do better in explaining what a Christian is, and how we can have a personal relationship with Christ.

Newsletters 11 - 15.

Newsletter 11.

Contents.

O.L. 27. Needle through a balloon (Miracles / Testimony).

O.L. 28. God's provision (Dandelions).

Puppet play - How do you get to heaven?

A points funny.

Ice Breaker - A tongue twister.

I hope you find my latest two lessons beneficial to your ministry. I am also attaching my third puppet play "How do you get to heaven?" I was motivated to write this by the fact that many adults and children (Even those who have had Bible teaching - see my survey in Newsletter No. 10) still associate becoming a Christian and going to heaven with being good and going to church.

Once an Evangelist came to take a series of meetings at a small church. On the first night, two adults and five children responded to his alter call and received Christ. The next morning, someone asked the church Pastor and the Evangelist how the first meeting had gone. "Great," replied the Evangelist. "There were five conversions." Then he added, somewhat as an afterthought. "Oh yes, and two halves." "Don't you mean two conversions and five halves?" interrupted the Pastor. "Two adults and five children responded." "No" insisted the Evangelist. "It was five conversions and two halves. The adults have already spent half their lives, but the five children have all of their lives left to serve Christ!"

May the Lord continue to bless you as you minister to precious children. You will not know the full effects of your ministry this side of eternity.

Yours in Christ,

Maurice Sweetsur.

27. Needle through a balloon.

Punctuating an inflated balloon with a pin or needle, without it bursting, will always fascinate children. There are two ways you can achieve this :- 1. Place a small piece if clear sticking tape on the inflated balloon. You can then pierce this without the balloon bursting. 2. Pierce the balloon where the rubber is thickest i.e. near the hole and at the opposite end. In fact, by using these two locations, you should be able to pass your needle right through the balloon. Hints. Don't inflate the balloon too much. Use a sharp needle. Smear a little grease on the end of your needle.

I have used this illustration in two ways. You may be able to think of others.

1. Miracles. State that normally when you prick a balloon with a needle it will burst - Give an illustration. (If appropriate you could tell the children why it bursts, by talking about air pressure, rapid flow of air to the hole etc.). State that God can overcome or suspend the natural physical laws of the Universe. He can do miracles. Proceed with your demonstration.

2. Sharing your testimony. Inflate about four or five balloons, and write on them things which you (or others) once thought would give lasting satisfaction e.g. Sport, Job, Money, etc. On the last one write "Jesus." Keep the balloons (or at least the words) out of sight until required. Produce the balloons one at a time, and talk about how you once thought that Sport etc. would really satisfy you for life, but that in the end you found it wasn't really what you were searching for. It let you down. Burst the balloon with your pin or needle. Proceed until you are left with the "Jesus" balloon. Explain that this is what you have always been searching for, and that you have found that He will never let you down. Prick the balloon in the appropriate place to demonstrate!


28. God's Provision.

There are numerous examples in nature that can help children understand the wonderful provision of God for all of His creation. You can take along to your class such things as flowers, insects and pets, and by showing how God meets all their needs, show how He will also meet all our needs. I usually take along a few dandelions, including one which is ready to shed its seeds, and proceed as follows :-

Most people think of these flowers as weeds, but did you know that God provides for each plant everything it needs to survive, grow well, and produce more dandelions?

Petals. You probably think you are looking at just one flower, but actually what you can see is about a hundred flowers bunched together. Each single petal is a complete flower, capable of producing a perfect seed, to enable another dandelion to grow.

Stem. Now let's look at the stem of the dandelion. As I break it in two, you can see that it is hollow - just like a straw. This means that the stem is very light and flexible. When heavy rain or wind comes, the stem will bend over, but then will be able to spring up again afterwards. If the stem was solid, it would break in the heavy rain or wind.

Leaves. We will now look at the leaves. They appear to be pretty crude and ugly, but actually all these jagged edges, channels and grooves are ideal for collecting rain water and sending it down to the root where it is needed to help the dandelion to grow.

Root. Look how long and strong this root is. It is ideal for holding the dandelion in place when the bad weather comes, and preventing it from being blown away.

Seed head. Let us now examine this dandelion which is ready to shed its seeds. If you look closely at the seed heads, you will see that they are all like tiny parachutes. This means that when a breeze comes, they don't all fall off the parent plant in the same small area and thus have to compete with each other for the same patch of earth to grow in. No, because of the way God has designed them, they are able to float long distances in the breeze, and thus have a much better chance of surviving and growing into other dandelions.

Seed. If you looked at a seed under the microscope, you would see that it is shaped like a screw. This means that after its "parachute" has carried it to a patch of earth, it is able to plant itself by screwing into the ground, thus again giving it a better chance to survive and grow.

As we have seen, God loves each little dandelion so much that He has given it everything it needs to grow well and produce more dandelions. Hands up everyone who thinks that God loves us as much as He does dandelions? (Probably most of the children will raise their hands). Those who have raised their hands are wrong. The Bible teaches that God loves each of us far, far, more than dandelions, or indeed any other of His creations. But if He gives each dandelion everything it needs, how much more will He give to us everything we need!



How do you get to heaven ? – Puppet play.

You will need four “people” puppets, one “animal” puppet (I use a sheep), a piece of plain paper and a marker.

SCRIPT.

HOST. Hello, and welcome to my show. Let me introduce you to my guests. Firstly we have Miss Know it all.

MISS KNOW IT ALL. Hi.

HOST. Next, we have Mr. Remember well.

MR. REMEMBER WELL. How are you all ?

HOST. Then we have Mr. Don’t know a lot.

MR. DON’T KNOW A LOT. Hello everybody.

HOST. And finally we have Shaun the sheep.

SHAUN. Baa. Baa.

HOST. Today’s question is “How do you get to heaven?” Actually, that’s rather an easy one. Everyone knows that if you are good, you go to heaven, but if you are bad, you don’t. So, if you do more good things than bad ones you will go to heaven.

MISS KNOW IT ALL. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. That’s not right. If we could all get to heaven by being good, there was no need for Jesus to come and die for us.

HOST. Oh ! You have a point there. So how can we get to heaven then Miss Know it all ?

MISS KNOW IT ALL. By believing. If you believe in God, you will go to heaven.

MR. REMEMBER WELL. What nonsense ! You are both wrong. Even the devil believes in God, but he’s not going to get to heaven.

HOST. Give us your answer then Mr. Remember well.

MR. REMEMBER WELL. This is a question I have studied for fifty years, but I have finally found the answer. To get to heaven you need to be - - - - - - DEAD !

HOST. Amazing. And it only took you fifty years to find that out!

MR. REMEMBER WELL. Wait, there’s more. As well as being dead, the Bible teaches that we need to be a Christian.

HOST. Now we are getting close. But how can a person become a Christian, Mr. Remember well ?

MR. REMEMBER WELL. I have no idea. It may take me another fifty years to find that out.

HOST. I am afraid that we haven’t got that long. Mr. Don’t know a lot, can you help us out ?

MR. DON’T KNOW A LOT. I certainly can. You become a Christian by going to church. It’s as simple as that.

HOST. But that can’t be right. If I went to live in my garage, that wouldn’t turn me into a Motor car would it ? So going to church wouldn’t turn me into a Christian. No, there must be another answer. Shaun, we are getting really desperate here. You are our last hope. Do you know how we can get to heaven ?

SHAUN. I can do better than that. I can give you the key that will unlock the gates of heaven.

HOST. You have a key to the gates of heaven ?

SHAUN. Yes. It’s a combination lock, so can someone write down the numbers for us ?

SELF. I can do that Shaun.

SHAUN. The numbers are 511531.

SELF. (Write down the numbers, big enough for everyone to see, but as you do, bend the tops of the first and third “1” slightly to the right. Bend the top of the second “1” slightly to the left).

HOST. You mean that’s the key that will get us into heaven ?

SHAUN. It sure is. Just turn the paper upside down, and have a look.

SELF. (Turning the paper upside down, to reveal the word “JESUS”). Shaun has given us the right answer. Jesus is the key to heaven. He said “ I am the way. Nobody comes to the Father, except by me."

A Points Funny.

A man dies and goes to Heaven. Of course, St. Peter meets him at the Pearly Gates.

St. Peter says, "Here's how it works. You need 100 points to make it into heaven. You tell me all the good things you've done, and I give you a certain number of points for each item, depending on how good it was. When you reach 100 points, you get in."

"Okay," the man says, "I was married to the same woman for 50 years and never cheated on her, even in my heart."

"That's wonderful," says St. Peter, "that's worth three points!"

"Three points?" he says, slightly concerned. "Well, I attended church all my life and supported its ministry with my tithe and service."

"Terrific!" says St. Peter. "That's certainly worth a point."

"One point!?!" he moans, now really getting worried. "Well, I started a soup kitchen in my city and worked in a shelter for homeless veterans."

"Fantastic, that's good for two more points," he says.

"Two points!" the man cries. "At this rate the only way I get into Heaven is by the grace of God!"

St. Peter nods and says, "Bingo! 100 points! Come on in my son!"

[forwarded by Gabe Combs via. Mikey's funnies]


Ice Breaker.

Write out the words below on slips of paper. Choose children to come out and read the words aloud. The idea is to get the other children to guess what is being said. Get each volunteer to read the words slowly at first, but then faster and faster to make it easier for the others to guess. You will probably have to give clues to the younger groups to help.


1. SAND TACKLE LAWS. (Clue: A fictional character)

2. AISLE OH VIEW. (Clue: A phrase)

3. BUCK SPUN HE (Clue: A fictional character)

4.THESE HOUND DOVE MOO SICK (Clue: A film)

5. TIGHT AN HICK (Clue: A thing)

6. THUMB ILL KEY WAKE OWL LICKS HE (Clue: A place)


Answers. (Just in case someone hasn't worked them out). 1. Santa Claus. 2. I love you. 3. Bugs Bunny. 4. The Sound of music. 5. Titanic.6. The Milky Way Galaxy.

Use a similar procedure to let children try to guess what the following Japanese Phrases mean.

Wa Shing Ka (Cleaning an automobile)

Na Pah King (This is a tow-away zone)

Ai Bang Mai Ni (I bumped into a table)

Tai Ni Po Ni (Small horse)
 
 
Newsletter 12.

Contents.

O.L. 29. Memory feat (Adam's amazing memory).
O.L. 30. The Trinity (An illusion with three ropes).
Classic comments - All from children.
I am a Christian because . . . . . . . . .


29. A Memory Feat.

Adam was created perfect with a wonderful mind and memory. He had to name all the many different animals that God brought before him, and then would have had to remember all their names. To illustrate this you can then amaze your class by doing your own memory feat.

Have fifty cards, blank on one side and numbered from 1 to 50 on the other. On the same side write , apparently random, six-digit numbers across their centres. State that you are going to memorise all fifty of these six-digit numbers. Flick through the cards as you pretend to memorise them, give them a good shuffle, turn the blank sides upwards and offer the pack to about six volunteers who will each choose a card. One at a time, ask your volunteers to tell you the number of their card (i.e. between 1 and 50), and as they do so write on the board the six-digit number associated with that card! You will achieve a 100 percent success rate!

You will have probably realised by now that you don't really memorise the numbers, rather you calculate them from the card number you are given. This is how you do it :-

To the number you are given (i.e. between 1 and 50), add eleven. Reverse this two-digit number. This will be the first two numbers you write on the board. Add these two numbers together to give your third number. However, if this is a two-digit number, ignore the first digit (i.e. "1") and write down the second. Proceed in this way, adding your last two digits together, until you have written down all six digits. Ask your volunteer to confirm this is the number they have on their card. A few of examples will make this clear :-

Card No. 15. Six-digit No. will be 628088.
Card No. 16 Six-digit No. will be 729101.
Card No. 17 Six-digit No. will be 820224.

As can be seen, even card numbers that are close to each other will produce completely different six-digit numbers.



30. The Trinity.

Here is a two-part illusion to illustrate your teaching on the Trinity.

Produce three ropes of equal length (about 80 cm. is ideal). State that these represent the three Persons of the Godhead - Father, Son and Holy Spirit. "The first thing to notice is that the ropes are of equal length, reminding us that the three Persons are all equal."

State that you are now going to bring the bottoms of the ropes up to the top, and tie them into three loops. Holding the ropes near their tops together in one hand, one at a time bring the bottom of each rope up to the top, and tie it to the top of a different rope. (To ensure that I don't make a mistake at this point, I mark beforehand a spot with a pen on the top and bottom of the middle rope. I then tie the bottom of the outside rope with the top of the first, followed in turn by the other two ropes, ensuring that I don't tie the "spot" ends together).

"It appears that I now have three loops, but that is not really true." Release the ropes to show that you now have one large loop tied in three places - reminding your class that there is one God comprising three Persons.

Now for the "fun" part of your illusion. Put your rope away in your bag, but immediately bring out a similar looking rope. This second rope (which your class should think is still your first three-part loop) is actually one long piece of rope - of total length just less than that of your three original ropes combined (i.e. about 220 cm) - tied to form a loop, and with two small lengths of rope tied around two small loops in your longer rope at the appropriate places to give the appearance of knots.

Tell the class that they are probably thinking that this loop is three pieces of rope tied together, but that actually it is now just one long piece of rope. Untie the (genuine) knot to demonstrate. The class will not look two impressed, because the other two "knots" are still there. State that these are only two small lengths of rope, and that you can easily remove them. Pull the two ends of your rope (or get two volunteers to do it), and the small ropes will "pop" off, leaving only one long piece of rope!

You may ask "won't the children realise that you have swapped the ropes?" Well, in my experience, they never have.

Classic Comments

(All from Children)

'Joan of Arc was Noah's wife.'

'A layman is someone who lays in bed on Sunday mornings.'

'When a woman has many husbands it is called Pollyanna.'

'When a man is married to one woman it is called monotony.'

'Jacob had a brother called See-saw.'

'Insects is burned in some churches.'

'If God rested on the seventh day, why do we have to go to Sunday school?'

'The Agnus Dei is a woman composer of music.'

'An epistle is the wife of an apostle.'

'The fast days are the days when you have to eat in a hurry.'

'Adultery is the sin of saying you are older than you really are.'

'The people of Lystra did not like Paul's message, so he got stoned.'

'I wish my dad was a Pastor so he only had to work one day a week.'

And finally, here is one I heard from an adult. As two fairly young in the faith Christians, my friend Allan and I went out into the streets of Prestwick, Scotland to do some witnessing. We approached the first man we saw, and Allan boldly proclaimed to him "Jesus can give you a new life - and solve all your problems." Without a moments hesitation, the man replied "If Jesus gave me a new wife - that would solve all my problems!"

I am a Christian because . . . . . . . .

Many people in the Church assume that our mission is to invite or challenge people, both young and old, to become Christians. However in my experience of over ten years of "door to door" visitations, I found that most people already claim to be Christians. Here are some of the reasons given as to why people believe they are already Christians.

1. I live a good life.
2. I have never done anything really bad.
3. I was born a Christian.
4. I became a Christian when I was baptised as a baby.
5. Going to church makes me a Christian.
6. I believe in God.
7. I believe Jesus really existed.
8. I was brought up as a Christian
9. I have never sinned.
10. I pray to God.
11. I do the best I can.
12. I became a Christian by taking communion.
13. Everybody is a Christian.
14. I became a Christian when I was inducted into the Free Masons.
15. I became a Christian by being confirmed.
16. Because God answers my prayers.
17. I keep the 10 Commandments.
18. I have got my own Bible.
19. I have read the Bible right through.
20. I don't smoke or get drunk.

Many people don't realise their need of Christ. Our first task should therefore be to make them aware of that need, and then invite them to accept Him.
 
 

Newsletter 13.

Contents.

O.L. 31. Discovering your gifts (Hidden colors).
O.L. 32. Facing trials and troubles (Balloon, water and fire).
O.L. 33. Can we trust our senses? (Audio and visual illusions).
Anecdotes from the doors.


Welcome to my latest Newsletter. I hope you find something here to benefit your ministry.

My own ministry has changed somewhat over the last few months. From being a 'Children's Entertainer', I now advertise myself as a 'Children's Evangelist.' Although the fun-filled programs I present are much the same as before, my emphasis has changed from entertaining the children and showing them that "Bible" can be fun, to reaching them for Christ.

I have just completed what I would describe as one of the most exciting and rewarding weeks of my life. Schools in New Zealand are on holiday at present, and it is thrilling to know that many churches in the Auckland region at least are taking advantage of that and running Kids holiday programs and sometimes camps mainly for non-Church children. Indeed there seems to be a growing awareness among the Auckland churches that children are very important - indeed they are our future! Many churches now also run after-school Kids clubs on a regular basis.

Last week I had the privilege of ministering to hundreds of children at five holiday programs, a camp, a "Family" service and a Sunday school. Most of the children responded to receive Christ, usually following my "gift" illustration (Object Lesson No.8 - Receiving Jesus). The response was so much greater than I had anticipated that after only two days I had given out my entire stock of 150 "Special to God" booklets (Highly recommended and obtainable from "Kidsreach" ( www.kidsreach.org.nz ).

There are some Christians who doubt the wisdom of inviting non-Church children to accept Christ, citing that "they don't really understand", "they only respond to please the Leader or because their friends are doing so", "it is hard to follow them up", "their parents may complain" and "pressure from home and peers will soon make them give up." I also have had my reservations in this area, but my doubts were answered recently by two emails I received.

When I lived in Scotland, I ran a Kids club for non-Church children - Prestwick Crusaders. My emails were from two of those Crusaders, now aged about twenty. They are both following Jesus, and one boy told me that he has recently been baptised, and is hoping to get a job in Christian Broadcasting. I also know that a third member of that little class is now studying at a Bible college.

So yes, I am convinced that we must give children an opportunity to accept Christ because, for all we know, that may be the last time they hear the Gospel and have an opportunity to do so. And if some are insincere or fall away, so what? Surely it is worth it for the ones who don't - even if that is only one in a hundred. In any case, only God really knows their hearts, and He is "well able to keep that which we entrust to him." Actually, I do believe that most children are sincere, although they may not yet be ready to embark on an intensive Bible study course! Indeed, I offered a follow up booklet to one eight year old girl recently, and she responded by saying that she would prefer a balloon instead! I am not, however, an advocate of making an "appeal" after every meeting, believing that is something to reserve for "special" occasions. Otherwise the people may become indifferent in their attitude to making such a vital decision.

I find that children generally are very open to the Gospel. Then comes the huge task of Discipleship! But after all, isn't that what church is all about?

I consider myself very fortunate to be involved in Children's ministry, dealing with people who are so "open" and responsive. In contrast, my main ministry for many years was in the area of "door to door" evangelism. Although that was not without its fulfilling moments, generally it was pretty hard going (see 'Anecdotes from the doors" below). It is very true that without Christ, people usually do grow 'hard in their hearts' towards God. It is so much better to reach them while they are young.

"Sow your seed in the morning and in the evening for you do not know which will grow. Perhaps it all will." (Ecclesiastes 11 v. 6).

Contents.

O.L. 31. Discovering your gifts (Hidden colors).
O.L. 32. Facing trials and troubles (Balloon, water and fire).
O.L. 33. Can we trust our senses? (Audio and visual illusions).
Anecdotes from the doors.


31. Discovering your gifts.

God has given us all many different gifts, talents and abilities. Here is a lesson to help children understand about discovering those gifts.

The ink that comes from a felt tip pen will appear to be just one color, but in fact it will probably be a mixture of different colors. This is how to discover those different colors (c.f. discovering our different gifts). Choose four or five different colored felt tip pens. It is best to use fairly dark colors and fairly cheap pens as these will contain more impurities (i.e. colors). Take a strip of white tissue paper (e.g. 15cm. x 8cm.) and make a line of dots with your different pens about 3cm. from the bottom. Hang your paper over the edge of a glass containing about 2 cm. of water, so that the bottom of the paper is in the water and the dots are about 1cm. above the water level. The water will begin to move up the tissue, and when it reaches the dots, capillary action will cause the hidden colors to travel up the paper at different rates.

After a few minutes, although there will probably be some "smearing", you should clearly be able to see three or four distinct colors originating from each dot.

"The Bible tells us that God has given each of us different gifts to use (Romans 12 v. 6). One of the most exciting things about growing up is to discover what special gifts, talents and abilities you have and then to use them to serve God.

I have made four colored dots on this tissue paper from these four differently colored pens. Although each dot looks as though it is made up of just a single color, actually there are a number of hidden colors hidden within each dot - as we shall now discover as I place the paper in a glass of water.

That is like you. You may think that you are only good at one thing, perhaps running, music, reading, drawing etc. When you get older you will find other gifts that God has already placed in you. Some of you may find that you have a gift for teaching, or for looking after small children. Others may discover they have a gift for writing or telling others about Jesus. Some of you may be good at making friends, listening to others, helping people in need, or giving to the poor. Some may find they are good at encouraging people, hospitality, or looking after the sick.

All these gifts, and many more, can be used to serve God. Jesus actually told us that when we are doing good to others, we are actually doing good to Him. (Matthew 25 v. 40). So discover which gifts God has given you. Concentrate on doing what you are good at, and use your abilities to serve God, because there is nothing more important or wonderful than that."


32. Facing trials and troubles.

Children particularly enjoy any lessons involving fire, water or balloons. The following object lesson involves all three, so should be a big hit!

Everyone faces trials and troubles at sometime in their life, but if we have put our trust in Jesus then He has promised to always be with us and help us through all our troubles.

1. Light a candle - the flame represents our trials and troubles.
2. Produce an inflated balloon - this represents the person who doesn't have Jesus in their life, and is therefore facing the trouble on their own. Let's see what happens when I put the balloon over the flame - BANG.
3. Produce an inflated balloon about one third full of water - this represents the person who has Jesus in their life (c.f. the water). Let's see what happens when I put this balloon over the flame - THE BALLOON IS UNHARMED.

Although both balloons faced the same trial (i.e. flame), the second one came through unharmed - because the water took away the heat before it could do any damage. In much the same way, Jesus is able to see us through our trials and troubles unharmed.


33. Can we trust our senses?

Sometimes our natural senses - sight, hearing, smell, touch and taste - let us down. However, there is one thing that will never let us down, one thing that is totally reliable - God's Word, the Bible.

Try out these hearing and eyesight tests on your class to show them that their senses are unreliable.

1. How many of each type of animal did Moses take onto the Ark?
(None. It was Noah who had the Ark).

2. You are the driver of a train. There are 30 passengers on board. At the first station, 10 passengers get off. At the second station, 5 passengers get on. What is the name of the train driver?
(You will probably have to repeat the question, using the right emphasis "You are the driver of a train - - - - ").

3. It is noon. You look at your watch, the little hand is pointing to 3, and the big hand is pointing to 6. What time is it?
(Noon. If your little hand is pointing to 3, and your big hand to 6, your watch must have stopped!).

4. Let's all spell out the word S. T. O. P. together. Then I will ask you a simple question that you have to answer immediately. S. T. O. P. spells STOP. What do you do when you come to a green light?
(Go.).

5. Let's all spell out the word S. I. L. K. together. Then I will ask you a simple question that you have to answer immediately. S. I. L. K. spells SILK. What do cow's drink?
(Water).

6. Write out the following two sets of words on triangular pieces of paper or cardboard as shown. Show each sentence to your class, and ask them to study it carefully. After about 15 seconds, put the paper away and ask them what it said. Most will get it wrong, missing out a "The" and an "A" respectively.

A
Bird
In The
The Bush


Once
In A
A Lifetime


Anecdotes from the doors.

My colleague Muriel and I once knocked on a door. A young lady (she told us she was 34) answered. The lady obviously was "special needs" - to use a modern expression. However, she was very interested in what we had to say, so we explained the Gospel to her as simply as we could. The lady seemed to understand and respond, so we led her to the Lord.

At that moment, the lady's mother arrived home. She got very angry and demanded to know who we were? and what we were doing? Muriel, in her usual calm voice, replied "We have got some good news for you. Your daughter has just been Born Again into the Kingdom of God."

Now, I have heard of people being rendered speechless, but this was the first and only time that I have actually witnessed it. The mother's mouth began to open and close rapidly, but not a sound was emitted!

At this point. we thought it best to say "Good night" and make our departure, committing both mother and daughter to the Lord as we did so.


My friend Iain once knocked on a door. A window nearby was opened, and a lady's voice from inside asked what he wanted. Iain explained, but the lady said that she couldn't open the door because her legs were "bad" and it would be too painful for her to get up and walk to the door.

Iain replied that Jesus could heal her, and offered to lay his hands on her and pray. The lady agreed. So that is what Iain did - through the open window! The lady then jumped up from her chair, shouting that the pain had all gone.

The following week, Iain revisited the lady. Again the same window was opened. The lady said that her legs were still "good" but that she was still not going to open the door to anyone. Iain reminded her that it was Jesus who had healed her, shared the Gospel, and led her to the Lord - all through the open window!

That lady never did open the door of her home to Iain, but more importantly, she did open the door of her heart to Jesus.


Here are some more "interesting" dialogues "from the doors."

Maurice. "Wouldn't you like to know for sure where you will go when you die?"
Lady. "Oh no, that would spoil the surprise!"

Lady. "I envy you 'born-again' Christians. You seem so sure of your faith."
Irene. "Who is Jesus, according to your belief?"
Lady. " I wish I knew. My church Bible study group often discuss who Jesus is, but we never seem to come
up with any definite answers."

Man. " I have really enjoyed talking to you. You are much more interesting than the Jehovah's Witnesses."

Lady. "When are you coming back again?"
Maurice. "You wouldn't answer my Survey questions, so what is the point in my coming back?"
Lady. "Well, the Jehovah's Witnesses keep coming back. I thought you would want to come back as well."

Lady. "I will not answer any of your questions."
Maurice. "Don't you want to share your faith?"
Lady. "No. I am an elder in my church."

Man. "Now that I have told you all that is wrong with the Church, what are you going to do about it?"

Jim. "We are conducting a Christian survey in your area. Will you answer a few questions for us please?"
Man. "This is much too cold a night for you to be standing outside."
Jim. " Why don't you invite us in then?"
Man. "No way! Good night."

Jim. "We would greatly appreciate hearing your thoughts and opinions about the Christian faith."
Lady. "No thanks. I go to church!"

Muriel. "Do you believe in God?"
Man. "I am not sure."
Maurice. "There either is a God or there isn't. Either a Creator deliberately made you for a purpose, or you are
just a product of time and chance reactions."
Man. "Then I hope I am just a product of time and chance."
Muriel. "Why do you say that."
Man. Because if there is a God, he is a sadistic ogre who causes the untold suffering of countless millions
of innocent children. And I wouldn't want to fall into the hands of someone like that!"

Maurice. "What do you believe will happen to you when you die?"
Man. "I will go to hell."
Maurice. " Wouldn't you rather go to heaven?"
Man. "Oh no. I will meet up with all my mates in hell, and we will have a big booze up!"

Maurice. "We are conducting a Christian survey. Will you answer a few questions for us please?"
Man. "No, You shouldn't be going round knocking on people's doors like this."
Maurice. "We simply want to share the love of Jesus with people."
Man. "I am a church Minister, and people don't like being confronted by fanatics like you."
Maurice. "Don't you think Christians should be sharing their faith?"
Man. "No. Faith is a very personal thing between you and God."
Maurice. "Didn't Jesus tell us to go out and share the Gospel?"
Man. "Yes, with the heathen. But this is a Christian country. There is no need to do it here. If anyone wants to find out more about Christ, all they need to do is go to a church."

Craig. "We are conducting a Christian survey in the area. Will you answer us a few questions about your
beliefs?"
Man. "No. I don't go to church because it is full of hypocrites. I don't believe in God and I think Jesus is just a
myth."
Craig. "Well, you have just answered our first four questions. Will you carry on and complete the other six?"

Maurice. "How often do you go to church?"
Lady. "Quite frequently. I have been to three weddings, one funeral and one christening already this year!"

Lady. "My husband is ill."
'Man of Faith' "God can heal him. No matter how bad his condition, God can make him completely whole.
If you wish, I will lay hands on him, and expect God to heal him. What is his problem anyway?"
Lady. "He has lost both his legs."
'Man of Faith' "-------Oh, I see. ------ On second thoughts, let me give you the phone number of my Pastor!"

Maurice. "What church do you attend?"
Lady. "I go to -------- church. We have a great minister. If you came along you would never want to go anywhere else. His preaching is so clear. He explains the Bible to us in a way that anyone can understand."
Maurice. "That's great. Now, according to your belief, who is Jesus?"
Lady. "That's too confusing a question for me. I've never really thought about it."
Maurice. "Do you believe that Jesus was God Himself in human form, or just a good man?"
Lady. "Well, now you put it like that, I think he was probably just a good man."

Maurice. "What do you believe will happen to you when you die?"
Man. "I will cease to exist. That is what the Bible teaches."
Maurice. "If you read your Bible, you would find that it talks about heaven and hell."
Man. "Heaven and hell are what you make of this life. The Bible says that afterwards there is nothing."
Maurice. "Can you tell me exactly where in the Bible it says that?"
Man. "I don't know the exact reference. But my minister agrees with me. He says that there is no life after
this one."

"The god of this age has blinded the minds of unbelievers." (2 Corinthians 4 v. 4), but Jesus says "You will know the truth, and the truth will set you free." (John 8 v. 32).

Note. Thankfully, not all responses "from the doors" were so negative. I will share some of the more positive ones in the next Newsletter.
 
 
Newsletter 14.

Contents.

O.L. 34. The seriousness of sin (Two methods).
O.L. 35. Sin grows rapidly (Two methods).
More classic comments - All from children.
More anecdotes from the doors.
Unusual answers.
Parting comments.
Do children need to be saved? - Evangelist Miller.


Evangelising Children.

Shortly after I sent out my last Newsletter where I shared my thoughts on inviting children to receive Christ, I received a challenging article from "Evangelist Miller" via the Singapore based Children's Pastors network. As this is a subject which I am sure concerns us all, I will paste on the article in full at the end of this newsletter. In brief, however, Mr. Miller is strongly if favour of child evangelism as I am sure most of us are. However, in New Zealand and Australia thousands of children's workers (including myself) are regularly allowed into State primary schools to teach the Christian faith. But we are not permitted to evangelise. Although not referring directly to this situation, Mr. Miller's article would question the benefits of this practice. I quote two paragraphs :-


"A second, educational philosophy, says that a child
should not be led in making a decision for Christ, but
rather given a Christian education with an opportunity
to develop Christian thinking and habits, assuming
that the child's natural choice one day will be to
follow Christ.

The first problem with this approach is that the
unregenerate can neither understand nor live spiritual
truths. I Corinthians 2:14 says, "The natural man does
not receive the things of the Spirit of God, for they
are foolishness to him; nor can he know them, because
they are spiritually discerned." If the unregenerated
child attempts to live the Christian life he will
fail. No matter how enthusiastic he may be at first,
he lacks the power the Holy Spirit gives to enable the
believer. He will become disillusioned and perhaps
hardened to spiritual things making him actually
harder to reach as he gets older."


The question for us then must be "Is Christian teaching (where evangelism is not allowed) likely to be a benefit or a hindrance to children in their ultimate acceptance or rejection of Christ?"

Maurice Sweetsur.


34. The seriousness of sin.

Many children tend to categorise sin into big sins (e.g. murder) and little sins (e.g. a lie). Here are two illustrations you could use to help them understand that in God's sight all sin is serious.

a. Hold in one hand a crumpled piece of paper, and in the other a small but heavy object (e.g. a battery). Tell the children that the paper represents what many people think of as "little" sins like lying and swearing, and that the heavy object represents what many think of as "big" sins like murder and robbery. State that you are going to drop both objects to the floor at the same time. Ask the children which object they think will reach the floor first? Most should say the heavy object.

Drop both objects. They will reach the floor at the same time. (You may wish to repeat the exercise). State that sin is like that to God. The lighter or smaller sins are just as serious to Him as the weightier ones, for all wrongdoing is sin (1 John 5 v. 17).


b. Ask the children to imagine that both they and you are going to take a maths test where the pass mark is 100%. State that they - being really clever - get a mark of 98%, but that you - being not too good at maths - only manage 2%.

Ask the children how you have done - passed or failed? You have failed.
Ask the children how they have done - passed or failed? They also have failed.

Explain that although the children did much better than you in this imaginary test, they still failed. State that in life some people have led really led really bad lives and, rather like getting a mark of two out of a hundred, fall far short of God's standard, which is perfection. State that other people (give a few examples) have led wonderful lives, but no matter how good they have been they still come short of God's standard. Most people come somewhere between these two extremes, but the good news of the Gospel is that one man, Jesus, did lead a perfect life and reach God's standard. The even better news is that Jesus did it for us, and then died on the cross in our place, so that we could be forgiven - no matter how short of God's standard we have come.


35. Sin grows rapidly.

Children often fail to realise that sin, no matter how insignificant it appears at first, once we let it into our lives can grow very rapidly. Here are two illustrations to illustrate this.

a. Ask the children to imagine that they had a choice of receiving either $500 immediately, or 1 cent doubled every day for a month. Which would they choose? Most children will opt for the $500. Bad choice! If they had chosen the 1 cent doubled each day for a month, they would have ended up with over $5,000,000. (Work it out for yourself!). Sin grows rather like that. It may seem small and insignificant to start with, but left unchecked, it can rapidly grow to become a serious problem.

Alternative : A similar illustration can be used regarding witnessing. " If you told just one other person about Jesus today, and then tomorrow you both each told another person, and then the next day all four of you each told one other person, and you continued on like this. How long would it be before the entire world of about six billion people heard about Jesus? Answer: Just over a month! In contrast, if I, working alone, attempted to tell everybody in just Auckland (population 1 million) about Jesus at the rate of ten per day, it would still take me over 270 years to complete the task!

b. Have a volunteer come out and hold his arms outstretched. Produce a small length of wool, and tie it round the volunteer's wrists. Explain that this one twist of wool represents one sin (e.g. one lie). Ask the children to imagine that your volunteer told one lie, then realised what he had done was wrong and determined to break free from his sin and give up lying. Have your volunteer break free from the wool, which he will easily be able to do.

Repeat the above procedure, but this time produce a longer length of wool, and begin to wrap it around your volunteer's wrists, explaining that this time he did not give up his lying, but told another one to try and cover up his first, and then another, and another, etc. End up with about ten twists. Tie the length ends together. State that eventually your volunteer realised what he was doing, and decided to break free from his lies as before. But what happens this time? No matter how hard he struggles, he is unable to snap the wool and break free.

That is how sin works. The Bible says "He who sins is a slave to sin" (John 8 v. 34). Think for a moment what a slave is - someone who cannot do what he wants to do, and has to do what he doesn't want to do! If sin becomes a habit in your life (whether it is lying or something else), without help, it will be extremely hard to stop - even if you want to. The good news is that if we ask him, Jesus is able to break the power of sin in our life and, as the Bible says, "If the Son sets you free, you will be free indeed." (John 8 v. 36). Finally, produce a pair of scissors and set your volunteer free.



More Classic Comments.
(All from children.)


Teacher. "What do you have to be to go to heaven?"
Boy (aged 5). "Dead!"

"Jesus spoke in Aromatic."

"Mary and Joseph could not stay in the inn as it was Christmas, and it was full up."

"David fought the Philadelphian Giants."

"Noah's wife was Joan of Ark."

Teacher. "What did Jesus say to the girl He brought back to life?"
Child. "Wake up! Your dinner's ready!"

Teacher. "What did Jesus promise to make his twelve disciples into?"
Child. "Vicious old men." (Fishers of men!).

Teacher. "Who was the most sorry when the Prodigal son returned home?"
Child. "The fatted calf."

Teacher. "Does anyone know what a Prophet is?"
Child. "Yes. If I buy some lollies at $1, and sell them for $2, that will be a $1 prophet."

Teacher. "Which Commandment concerns how you should treat your parents?"
Child. "Honour your father and mother."
Teacher. "Good. Now which Commandment concerns how you should treat your brothers and sisters?"
Child. " Do not kill."

Teacher. "Give me another name for God?"
Child. "Harold."
Teacher. "Harold?"
Child. "Yes, the Lord's Prayer starts off ' Our Father, which art in heaven, Harold be thy name.' "

Teacher. "Give me another name for God?"
Child. "I think it is Peter. Christians are always saying ' Praise Peter (be to) God.' "

Teacher. "What did the wise men bring to baby Jesus?"
Child. "Gold, Frankenstein and mud."

Teacher. "If Moses were alive today, what would he be famous for?"
Child. "For being the oldest man in the world!"


Anecdotes from the doors (Part 2).

A number of people commentated on my previous "Anecdotes." As one person summed it up "If they weren't so sad, they would be funny." You should find that at least some of my present set are a little more encouraging.

Lady. "My mother became a Born Again Christian like you about a year ago."
Maurice. "Wonderful. Did you notice a change in her life?"
Lady. "Oh Yes. It has seemed to give her a whole new purpose to life."
Maurice. "Have you not considered becoming a Christian yourself then?"
Lady. "I did ask my mum to take me along to her church. But she told me to go and buy myself a hat first! I reminded her that I don't like hats, but she said that if I wasn't wearing a hat, I may not be allowed
in. And then she added that even if I was, I would be an embarrassment to her without my
having a hat on!"
Maurice. "So did you go to church?"
Lady. "No. I told my mother that in that case I wouldn't bother."


Lady. "I have enjoyed talking to you, and I will certainly read the John's Gospel that you have given me.
But I think you had better go now. My father is pacing about behind us. I can tell that he is getting
angry, and he may well come and throw a bucket of water over you!"

Unusual Answers.

When witnessing by means of the Christian survey form, many of the answers we got were somewhat predictable, though erroneous. For example, many people said that Jesus was "a good man" and that they would go to heaven because they were "Good." However, on occasions, people did come up with unusual and sometimes amusing answers. A few of them are recorded here.

1. Do you belong to a church, and how often do you attend its services?

Yes. I am a member of a church. But I haven't actually been to one of its services for about forty years.

2. What would encourage more people to go to church?

A. More weddings.
B. More people like you coming round to visit us.
C. Less preaching and more discos.

3. Who is Jesus?

A He is a state of your mind.
B. He is an Angel.

4. Would you like to know God personally?

A. Oh yes. If I could, I would shake his hand, and have a pint of beer with him.
B. It depends upon what He thinks about cannabis.
C. No. I enjoy life too much.


Parting Comments.

The extent to which people understand and respond to the Gospel can often be judged by their parting comments. Here are thirty of the more memorable ones.

1. I have enjoyed our conversation, but I am too old to change my ways.

2. Are you sure that you are not Jehovah's Witnesses?

3. When my son comes home, we will go up to his bedroom and together ask Jesus into our hearts.

4. I wish that my Minister spoke about Jesus the way that you do.

5. I never realised that Christians believed that Jesus was actually God.

6. I still don't believe the Bible when it speaks about hell. Hell is right here on earth. The next life is bound to be better.

7. You can leave some literature if you wish, but I won't have time to read it.

8. I can't spare you any more time. Coronation Street is about to begin on Television.

9. What you said was very interesting. But I am already good enough to go to heaven.

10. You won't have much success in this street - they are all sinners!

11. Will you go to my next door neighbour now and give him a good talking to - he pinches cabbages out of my garden!

12. I've understood completely what you have said, but I'm still not going to go to church.

13. If you Christians practiced what you say you believe, the world would be a much better place.

14. If God is really like the way you have described Him, then He is certainly well worth knowing.

15. I still don't understand why you came. You say you are not selling anything _ _ _ _ _ perhaps I could give you a donation for your church?

16. I am glad that you have found fulfilment in Christ, but it's not for me. I am happy just the way I am.

17. I don't need God in my life. I can provide all my own needs.

18. I still think that Christianity is just a crutch for weak-minded people.

19. I think you are wrong. God will judge me on how good I've been.

20. The Bible is full of contradictions. God cannot have written it.

21. You are not like other Christians. I really felt at ease while you were speaking. Please come back again.

22. I thought you were someone from the local Council doing a survey. If I had known you were from a church, I would never have spoken to you.

23. I once knew one of you Born-Again Christians at work. He made life miserable for everyone!

24. If God wants to save me, then He will. But He has not spoken to me yet.

25. I will never become a Christian. I enjoy life too much.

26. Christianity is not for me. I have enough troubles as it is.

27. I still can't believe that God cares about us. Otherwise He would not allow so much violence and injustice.

28. For the last hour all you have been saying is "God this ----, God that ---, and God the other ---." You have
been completely brain-washed!

29. Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses always seem to be knocking on my door, but you are the first person from the church who has called. Why is that?

30. Thanks for coming. I feel so relieved now that I have asked Jesus into my life.


Maurice Sweetsur.


Do children need to be saved? - Evangelist Miller.

First, there is a present situation that affects
children. Nearly one out of every four babies
conceived dies from abortion. 28% of those born are
illegitimate, starting life with a disadvantage.

The percentage of children living in single-parent
homes is three times higher than it was just thirty
years ago, 90% of those being without a father in the
home. The number of reported cases of child abuse is
steadily increasing. The amount of sex, violence and
antiChristian values depicted on television is at an
all time high and so is the number of hours watching
it. The national average is now over seven hours per
household. It's no wonder that grades are down while
the teen rate is the highest it has ever been. Fear of
crime has become our children's biggest worry.

Only Christ can give the children hope "in the midst
of a crooked and perverse generation." He is the only
source of true life in a world of crime and
immorality. And only with the changed life of today's
child can tomorrow's child be spared the same fate.
Children need to be evangelized for this to be.

But the eternal future of the child ought to motivate
us even more to evangelize.

In the parable of the lost sheep given in Matthew
18:11-14, Jesus identifies children as being lost,
straying and perishing unless they are saved. In Mark
10:14. He says, "Let the little children come to Me,
and do not forbid them." He implies that they need to
come to Him.

Hell is described in terrible terms. In Mark 9:44
Jesus quotes Isaiah in describing it as worms and fire
that never end. Matthew 8:12 talks of being cast into
"outer darkness." However, the most terrible thing
about Hell is being eternally separated from God. If
we refuse to evangelize children, we are condemning
them to a horrible future.

There is a stern warning on scripture to those who
would be complacent in evangelism. Ezekial actually
says that the sinner's blood will be on the hands of
the believer who does not warn him.

Challenges to Child Evangelism

Several philosophies that are held by some in society
that actually challenge the idea that children need to
be, or even can be evangelized.

A traditional philosophy says that a child in a
Christian home is not lost until he has use of reason
(usually set at about age twelve) because he is safe
under a covenant until that time. This philosophy is
based on false assumptions.

The first is that there is somewhere in Scripture a
covenant which exempts a person of the responsibility
of their sin until a certain age. The implication is
that a person is born safe and then must later make a
decision to either receive Christ or reject Him.
Scripture states that "he who does not believe is
condemned already." (John 3:18)

The other assumption is that children under twelve do
not have the use of reason.

A second, educational philosophy, says that a child
should not be led in making a decision for Christ, but
rather given a Christian education with an opportunity
to develop Christian thinking and habits, assuming
that the child's natural choice one day will be to
follow Christ.

The first problem with this approach is that the
unregenerate can neither understand nor live spiritual
truths. I Corinthians 2:14 says, "The natural man does
not receive the things of the Spirit of God, for they
are foolishness to him; nor can he know them, because
they are spiritually discerned." If the unregenerated
child attempts to live the Christian life he will
fail. No matter how enthusiastic he may be at first,
he lacks the power the Holy Spirit gives to enable the
believer. He will become disillusioned and perhaps
hardened to spiritual things making him actually
harder to reach as he gets older.

It is impossible to guarantee that anyone, even raised
in a Christian environment, will come to faith in
Christ. It has even been shown that the older one is,
the less likely it is that they will believe.

A third philosophy presenting itself an adversary to
child evangelism is based on modern psychological
thought. It contends that a child is incapable of
making a reasonable decision for Christ since he is
unable to comprehend symbolism and abstract concepts.

Nobody ever made a decision for Christ based on
reasoning. It is not that an unreasonable decision
must be made; faith in Christ is very reasonable. But
it is still a faith decision and not a reasoning
decision. Remember that to the "natural man ...the
things of the Spirit of God ...are foolishness."
Nobody comes to Christ with every question answered.
Salvation is a work of the Spirit of God, not a
function of the brain.

Even if we assume without argument that children
cannot grasp symbolism and abstract concepts, they are
still expressed in ways that are very real, if not
downright concrete. Love is an abstract concept, but
children love and know what they mean when they say,
"I love you."

Perhaps faith comes easier to a child precisely
because he is not as experienced as an adult in
reasoning why he should not submit to Christ.

The case from scripture

Even if there are good answers for these objections.
The case for child evangelism must be made. And it
must be made from scripture and shown in experience.
Fortunately, the Bible is not silent on the issue.

Jesus disciples asked Him, "Who then is greatest in
the kingdom of heaven?" (Matthew 18:1) Jesus responded
in a way that must have taken the disciples off guard.
He called a little child to Himself, took him in His
arms and sitting, as He always did when He taught,
answered their question.

His answer came in two parts, because there was a more
basic question that needed to be answered first: Who
will even be in the kingdom? The child was the model
for both.

In verse 3 Jesus told His disciples, "Unless you are
converted and become as little children, you will by
no means enter the kingdom of heaven." This thought is
echoed in Mark 10:14 when Jesus said, "Whoever does
not receive the kingdom of God as a little child will
by no means enter it." The word "convert" used in
Matthew is actually a strong form of a word referring
to change, not the usual Greek word used for spiritual
conversion. In other words, Jesus was telling the
disciples that they would have to be radically changed
and become like something they definitely were not at
that time just to make sure they would even make it
into the kingdom. They would have to become like
children. Then on top of that they would have to model
their humility after that of a child. Only then would
they be both in the kingdom and the greatest in it.

How ridiculous it would be for someone to agree that
Christ imposes these conditions on anyone who desires
greatness in His kingdom and then refuses kingdom
membership to those who He used as an example of these
qualities!

Jesus then went on not only to refer to "these little
ones who believe in Me" (Matthew 18:6) but also to
declare that, "Even so, it is not the will of your
Father who is in heaven that one of these little ones
should perish." (Matthew 18:14) Which little ones? The
little ones like the ones still in His arms. Not new
believers or He would have used a different Greek word
for children, a different model (or thrown his back
out taking a new believing adult in His arms,) and
would not have implied that they could perish.

What exactly was Jesus saying in Matthew 18:14? The
Bible does say that God is "not willing that any
should perish." (II Peter 3:9) Why did Jesus specify
children? Could Jesus have meant that not only is it
God's will that all are saved, but that they are saved
when they are children? How else could we guaranty
that no child perishes?

Jesus commanded His disciples to "Go into all the
world and preach the gospel to every creature." Never
is there an amendment given to the great commission
that proof of age be shown by those who wish to hear
the gospel.

Further evidence of children believers is given in
Paul's epistles. The children of those desiring to be
elders were to be believers. (Titus 3:5) And in both
Ephesians (6:1-3) and Colossians (3:20) children are
addressed as part of the whole body of believers to
whom the epistles are written.

Evidence from experience

I have seen many children come to faith in Christ in
more than 30 years of ministry. Some of them I have
personally had the privilege of being used by God to
bring them to Him. Many of them only 4 and 5 years
old.

Admittedly, it is unusual to hear of a three-year-old
making a decision to follow Christ. In fact, only one
percent of all believers claim to have been converted
before the age of four. However, these include such
esteemed believers as Amy Carmichael, missionary to
India, and Dr. James Dobson, who occasionally refers
to his conversion on his radio show "Focus on the
Family" as an event that he remembers like it was
yesterday. He says that he understood exactly what he
was doing.

The largest age group from which believers come is
four to fourteen years. 85% of all believers date
their conversions to that period.

The Bible tells us, "For by grace you have been saved
through faith, and that not of yourselves; it is the
gift of God." (Ephesians 2:8,9) Note that it is by
only by grace from God exercised by Him that anyone is
saved. We are saved through faith, also a gift from
God but exercised by the individual. There is no
mention of intellect or reasoning as a condition of
salvation. "Not many wise according to the flesh, not
many mighty, not many noble are called. But God has
chosen the foolish things of the world to put to shame
the wise, and God has chosen the weak things of the
world to put to shame the things which are mighty." I
Corinthians 1:26,27

This does not mean you have to dispose of your brain
in order to become a Christian, but only that one does
not induce the work of regeneration through
intellectual reasoning.

I saw this in my own life. When first confronted with
the offer of salvation at age eleven I was a confirmed
atheist. (If a child does not believe in Christ, he
will believe in something.) When I finally surrendered
to Christ as Savior a little over a year later, it was
not because an apologist had given me thirty arguments
for the existence of God. God did a work in my heart.
After I was saved God immediately produce undeniable
evidence to me that He had indeed changed me in a
supernatural way.

The condition is faith alone in Christ alone. And the
most trusting, believing people in the world are
children. It's no wonder that it's the adults that
must be changed to become like children before they
can enter the kingdom of heaven and not the children
who must wait until they are adults.

So What?

So where does that leave the children workers. It
leaves us in no other position than to give the
evangelization of children a high priority in our
prayers, giving and in our out-reach programs

We must return to Matthew 18:11-14 and the parable of
the lost sheep for a model plan.

"If a man has a hundred sheep, and one of them goes
astray, does he not leave the ninety-nine and go to
the mountains to seek the one that is straying?"

Note that the shepherd did not wait for the sheep to
return. He did not send out a mass mailing. He did not
advertise special sheep meetings being held at the
fold. He did not redecorate to make it more
comfortable in hopes of attracting the lost sheep back
to the fold. He very simply went to where the lost
sheep was.

Amidst all the gimmicks, the best way is still to go
where the children are and preach the simple gospel in
a way that can be understood. - - - -

We must first realize that most unsaved children will
never make it into a church building where the gospel
is preached. We must then develop a plan for reaching
them where they are, in their own neighborhoods. This
can be accomplished through the believers that live
there. The problem has been that most believers are
not actively involved in evangelism. (I have heard the
figure 98%.) It is a problem of motivation.

Believers, out of a love for God, need to start making
the evangelization of children a priority.

If you are a believer, what are you doing now to
evangelize the children you come in contact with?
 
 
Newsletter 15.

Contents.

Evangelising children - Your response.
O.L. 36. The fair distribution of food (Involving the children).
O.L. 37. God can do things instantly (Two instant calculations).
Testimony - Miracles do happen!


Evangelising Children.


In my last Newsletter, I posed the question "Is Christian teaching (where evangelism is not allowed) likely to be a benefit or a hindrance to children in their ultimate acceptance or rejection of Christ?" I received four responses to this, all of which I found encouraging and challenging. They are therefore shown below.

1. "In response to your last question! I feel that presenting the Truth is our responsibility and the working in the heart of a child is the job of the Holy Spirit. Thus, as we share the truth, the Holy Spirit has the opportunity at His Time, to work in the life of each one. We are sowers and others come along to water and harvest as the Holy Spirit works in ones life. Thus, I encourage one to share truth even with out a response time, and know that it is now in hands of Holy Spirit."

Dean Bohl, Dublin, Ohio


2. "About the question of teaching without evangelizing. I took the early CEF training and we were told kids do get Gospel hardened if they hear the gospel over and over without being offered a chance to receive Christ. That could be true. I had a Bible Club for years before taking the training and then the children were given the chance to respond and 22 did at one class. However--some children may never hear the Gospel anywhere except at a place where no invitation is given. The Bible says preach the Word in season and out of season and also, the Word of the Lord will not return to Him void. I am convinced the Holy Spirit is the one who does the work anyway, so I depend on Him to do it.

When my youngest daughter was four, she had heard the Gospel many times without any response. I asked the church to pray. Very soon, she received Christ.

I think if I was in a situation where the state would not allow me to give an invitation, I would say what was allowed and tell the children if any of them would like for me to visit their homes and tell them how they could be saved, let me know. Or maybe stay after class and I could give them a tract.
I thank the Lord for all who work with children. They need the Savior, just as older people."

In Christ,
Helen Setser

3. "In newsletter 14, you asked the question, "Is Christian teaching (where evangelism is not allowed) likely to be a benefit or a hindrance to children in their ultimate acceptance or rejection of Christ?" I would like to give you my view on this matter.

I have been involved with children's & youth ministry in several capacities for the past 18 years. The last 8 have been concentrated on the children as a lay person and now a Children's Pastor. The areas I have worked in are: an evangelistic program for the church and Religious Education in primary schools.

I have found that teaching in an environment such as a school, where you aren't allowed to evangelise, is beneficial and doesn't hinder children accepting Jesus as their Lord & Saviour. I look at it as seed planting. It has been amazing the response you get from children if the program in the school is run effectively. If you can get down to real life issues when teaching in the schools, children are quite open to hear what you have to say in spiritual areas and will make a response to accept Jesus at the appropriate time.

Being in schools gives an opportunity to build relationships with the children, staff and parents, building credibility to then invite children to an evangelistic program where they have the opportunity to receive Jesus.

If people have the chance to get into schools, even if it isn't teaching Religious Education, the doors God can open up for some kind of ministry is unbelievable.

The saying, "People don't care how much you know until they know how much you care" definitely applies to children in today's society..

Ps. Trevor Arandale

4. "The question you raise in Newsletter 14 certainly is not new. The problem comes when one tries to justify a particular part of evangelism as if it stands alone.

We too easily forget that the church is a body -- His body and Christ is the head -- and as such, one part of the body has no right to criticize what another part of the body is doing on behalf of the head.

If all that took place in evangelism was an invitation that said, "Would you like to accept Christ as your savior?" I doubt that evangelism would be very useful. However, in the context of a clear presentation of the Gospel if one asks that question, the sentence becomes useful.

In the same way if all that "the Body" does is to educate children in the philosophy of Christianity with no one ever asking the question, we have done little to further the Kingdom. However, I have never seen that to be true even in the most restrictive of environments. Someone always asks to know more about this hope we have within us. And when they do they usually accept Christ in the process.

We tend to give too much emphasis and too much credit to what we do in the evangelism process and not enough to what God is doing through us. I have personally led a large number of people to Christ. Not one of those people ever accepted their Savior because of me (sometimes I think they did it in spite of me.).

Look to Scripture where Paul could easily have condemned those who were preaching Christ out of less than perfect motives. Instead he rejoices that Christ was being preached.

If God is leading you to evangelize by planting seeds and cultivating a garden, then be content to do so, even if that means you never see part of the harvest. If God is leading you to harvest and never plant any seeds, then harvest. But none of us should ever think that one job is more important than another. Or that somehow you are wrong if you do not do evangelism my way. God is greater than that. The body is greater than that.

On another note that Mr. Miller brings up at the end of his article. The concept that old people probably cannot be saved is a lie from the pit of Hell. I have led people to Christ who were in their 70s and 80s. Yes that is rare, but I think it is rare not because older people will not believe, but because of the lack of evangelism directed to that demographic group. Look at the massive amounts of time energy and programs directed at the unsaved children and youth around us. If we were to direct a similar amount of energy and resources at senior citizens we would see them coming to Christ in similar ratios.

While the average church often makes evangelistic appeals to unsaved children and youth, they almost never make evangelistic appeals to unsaved senior adults. In fact most of the ministry resources given to senior adults in our churches are directed toward "saved" senior adults. The Lost seldom even attend those services. It has been my experience that whenever Christ is high and lifted up people get saved. It doesn't matter what their age is."

Walter Leyerle
Associate Pastor
First Baptist Church
The Colony Texas

Object Lessons.

36. The fair distribution of food.

Many children believe that there are starving people in some countries because there is a world-wide food shortage. Here is an illustration to help children understand that the problem is not one of food shortage, but rather one of unfair or unequal food distribution.

Preparation. Get a piece of cardboard, and write on it the letters and numbers as shown below :-

A = 1
B = 2
C = 3
D = 4
E = 0

Cover each number with individual small pieces of card or paper.

Next, get as many pieces of plain paper as their are children in your group, write on each one A,B,C,D, or E. Ensure you have far more E's than the other letters, and the total of the corresponding numbers add up to the total number of children. For example, if I have 30 children in my group, I will write out three A's (total = 3), three B's (total = 6), three C's (total = 9), three D's (total = 12) and eighteen E's (total = 0). Fold the papers over, and place in a box.

Get a bag of sweets (lollies / candies ), just enough for one per child.

Presentation. Produce your sweets, box of folded papers, and prepared card. Announce that you are going to share the sweets with the group, according to what is written on the paper each child is about to receive. Let each child choose a paper and unfold it to reveal the letter.

Ask "Who has got an 'A'?" Take the cover off the number next to your 'A' to reveal a '1'. "You will all get 1 sweet."
"Who has got a 'B'? ------------------------- You will all get 2 sweets."
"Who has got a 'C'? ------------------------- You will all get 3 sweets." ( By now, those with an 'E' will be getting excited).
"Who has got a 'D'? ------------------------- You will all get 4 sweets."
"Who has got an 'E'. More than half the children will put their hands up in eager anticipation. Remove the last cover. ------------------ "Oh dear! You will get no sweets!"

After the 'groans' have died down, ask the children if they think it fair that some children should get 3 or 4 sweets while many others will get none? Even those children due to get 3 or 4 sweets will usually agree that this is not a fair way of sharing. Ask the children if they can think of a fairer way of sharing the sweets? Mention that you have just noticed that the total number of sweets is the same as the number of children present. The children should soon come to a consensus that a better way of sharing out the sweets is for each child to get one each. State that you agree with them. and distribute accordingly.

Conclusion. "In some countries many boys and girls go to bed hungry every night because they don't have enough food to eat. The problem is not because of a world food shortage, but rather an unequal distribution of the ample food that is grown. As Christians, we should be thinking of ways in which we can make this distribution more fair, and ensure that everyone gets enough food to eat."


37. God can do things instantly.

Here are two 'instant addition' illustrations to help children understand that God doesn't need time to do what He wants to do, rather He can do things instantly.

A. Get a volunteer to write any two four-digit numbers on the board. You then write out the third four-digit number, ensuring that the product of the second and third numbers is 9999. For example, if the second number is 3785, the third number will be 6214. Get your volunteer to write out the fourth four-digit number. You then write out the fifth number, ensuring that the product of the fourth and fifth numbers is again 9999. You are now ready to amaze your class by adding up all five numbers instantly. Your answer will be 2, followed by the first number minus 2. i.e. If the first number is 4567, your answer will be 24565. Here is an example :-

Volunteer 4567
Volunteer 4291
Self 5708
Volunteer 6235
Self 3764

Total = 24565

Get the children to confirm your answer - with their calculators if these are available.


B. Prepare four cards (A,B,C,D), each with a five-digit number on them written from top to bottom as shown.

A B C D

9 6 1 8
1 4 5 7
5 2 4 1
4 7 7 7
2 5 8 4

Get a volunteer to come and stick the cards on the board, in any order they choose, to thus form five four-digit numbers - as per the example above. Remind the children that there are twenty four different ways in which your volunteer could have arranged the cards.

As soon as the cards are in place, write down the product of the five numbers. You could get the children to be adding up the numbers with their calculators at the same time - but you will have the correct answer long before them! To get your instant answer, write down 2, followed by two plus each number in your second four-digit number (1457 in above example), except for the last number (7) which remains unaltered. Thus the answer is 23677.

You may wish to get a second volunteer to come and rearrange the cards, and repeat the procedure. If the cards were rearranged C.B.D,A for example, your answer will be 27691.


Testimony.

I recently received the following testimony from Jim Hill of Puppet2Puppet Puppet Productions. I think it will bless you.

I don’t know what the promoters were thinking when they asked our puppet troupe to play their rock and roll club in Hollywood. Maybe they thought it would be a laugh to watch the “crazy Christians” and their puppets.

Our attitude was “let them laugh” as long as one single soul was brought to Christ...


By the end of the evening, we had 57 Professions of Faith!


57 souls were saved that night!


MIRACLES DO HAPPEN!


Please let me share this uplifting story with you. I had better start at the beginning...


I was a little surprised when we received the phone call. I had never heard of The Key Club, but I was told it was located on the Sunset Strip in Hollywood, right next to all the rock and roll clubs with names like The Roxy and The Whiskey.


I was even more surprised when they sent us the flyer for the event. It was called “Puppet Terror”. Apparently we would be sharing the bill with a heavy metal band and someone calling herself “Miss Satanica.”


In Puppet2Puppet’s 12 years of puppet ministry, we have performed in some “far-out” places -- in the terminal wings of hospitals, at an inner-city park recreation center for At-Risk kids, even in a Juvenile Detention facility. But this was a first! I prayed that night and the answer was clear. “Have Puppets, Will Travel” has always been our motto, and nothing was going to change that.


The night of the show, as I waited backstage, I must admit that I was nervous. The load-in had gone smoothly, but there had been some snickers and knowing looks from the heavy metal band during our soundcheck. I knew by now that this club had once been called Gazarri’s and that bands like The Doors and Van Halen had started out here. I swear I could almost smell the years of sin.


Our puppeteers were tucked away behind our puppet stage, waiting for me to introduce them and the curtains to open. I heard the announcer call my name and I walked into the lights.


I looked out and 500 rowdy strangers looked back! The crowd seemed to me a sea of black clothing and tattoos. I felt out-of-place in my sweater vest and carrying my bible. I took some comfort knowing that 30 of our people were out there, good Christians who had braved the traffic and the rock and rollers -- people from churches as far away as Orange County and Riverside. A group of young adults from our church even joined me on-stage, to lend moral support...and to get a front row seat, I’m sure!


The rest was a blur. I said something into the microphone about our ministry and the Lord’s work. And then I introduced the play.


I must say I was proud of our puppeteers that evening! We performed “Heaven Needs Firemen”, one of our most popular and effective puppet plays. The timing and puppetry were impeccable. The club’s crew had done a great job, real professionals! We had 7 microphones inside our puppet stage, one for each puppeteer! The lighting was very dramatic -- especially when the firemen appeared in Heaven to fight back Satan and the flames of Hell. Our “fire-hose” worked great, even if our puppeteer did get a little over-eager -- I’m afraid a good many people in the front row got more than a little wet!


We had added a special ending just for the occasion. Our Jesus puppet appeared in our Heaven set to thank the Firemen and welcome them to their eternal reward. He then asked the audience if they were ready to meet their Maker.


The show ended, I mumbled some thanks and a “God Bless” and walked backstage.


That’s when the real Miracles began!


Backstage, a crew-member from the club approached me. Voice trembling, he asked me if I would pray with him. My answer was a hearty “Yes!”


But the real surprise happened when I made it out front of the club. I couldn’t believe my eyes! There was what seemed like half the audience! They were surrounding our friends from church, some gathered in groups, some talking one-on-one with one of our people.


As the heavy metal music blared from inside, they began to pray. They knelt, right there on the sidewalk! Right there on the Sunset Strip!


By the end of the evening, we had received 57 Professions of Faith! I personally witnessed to a couple with matching devil-head tattoos on their necks and rings through every part of their bodies. Watching their joy as the Lord enter their hearts will be a memory I will cherish forever.

Thank you for letting me share this story. All of us involved in Puppet Ministry know that it can be a sometimes tiring and sometimes thankless task. But the real joy is not in the souls we reach, but in the act of celebrating the love of our Lord!

Please feel free to share this with other Christians who could use a boost!

“Make a joyful noise to God, all the earth; sing the glory of His name; give to Him glorious praise!” Psalms 66, 1.

Yours in Puppets and in His name,

REVEREND JIM HILL

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